Erin

Every Villain Is Lemons

[Erin @eschwifty]

my heart

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material”
-gold digger
-misandrist
-cat lady
-lesbian
-evil witch
-self centered

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[Erin @eschwifty]

@imjustkaz this is so real

[Erin @eschwifty]

Hey, licensed professional in psychology here! This is what we call thinking. Hope that helps!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I just found out that creating stories in your mind is a disorder, and here I was thinking I have an incredible imagination lmao.

[vee 🔞 @NessasDead]

just walked out of the backrooms because holy fuck modern theater etiquette is dead

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[alexei @alexeixbt]

my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis

[hera @shiningdaisies]

sorry i didn't respond i was imagining some things and worrying about them

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

What it feels like listening to The Bald & The Beautiful in public

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Scientist at Mount Sinai School of Medicine's Light and Health Research Center says that the new headlight bulbs being used in America are dangerous and causing accidents

“He says, older headlights use halogen bulbs which have a softer orange color, but newer ones are bluish white. You're creating a lot of glare for those other drivers”

I agree, the new headlights are awful and blind you. They should have never been allowed on the market

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Question for the people who swing their car to the left before they make a right turn… what the ACTUAL FUCK are you doing!?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

maga are cattle btw. totally owned by parasitic capital. they said they were voting for trump for no new wars, releasing the epstein files, & getting prices down. not one of those things happened & they still love him. barely sentient peasant brained losers.

[bug girl @buggirl]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

instead of grok I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not