Uranus

not ai 𓂃۶ৎ

[Uranus @escobutt]

escoquette 🎀

[Uranus @escobutt]

mum passed her life in uk exam

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[Uranus @escobutt]

i need more whatsapp stickers

[LOUSY* @fishscale]

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE UNIQUE, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE, SO THEY PERFORM UNIQUENESS WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF COLLECTIVE APPROVAL.

[Uranus @escobutt]

the problem is ppl who spend $30+ on whole milk, iced tea and fanta

[Uranus @escobutt]

happy international puta day

[Uranus @escobutt]

me at the girl hangs this summer

[nya 🦋 @lesbianchansoo]

ontario currently in a recession and people are struggling to buy groceries and pay rent but atleast the clubs will be open until 4 am!

[Uranus @escobutt]

dj to sound tech pipeline

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Uranus @escobutt]

careful not to fall into the bass trap

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[Uranus @escobutt]

queer canadians be like let’s go police all they/thems

[babybluegirl🗣️🏁 @melaniesbush]

noise cancelling thighs

[Uranus @escobutt]

social pest ™️

[Uranus @escobutt]

my manager delivers my vodka soda straight to the sound booth, we are not the same

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

soft launching my disappearance

[Clem ࣪⋆.˚ ꕤ ⭒.˚ @Clitmelon]

yes im Canadian, and yes i like E-TRANSFER

[Uranus @escobutt]

yes

[Uranus @escobutt]

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