All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”
Man, fuck that unicorn.
You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10
The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.
Unpopular opinion: I don’t want to see technology evolve any more. I hate that everything needs an app. I hate scanning a QR code just to see a menu. I hate creating an account for every thing. I hate that appliances, light bulbs, cars all want to connect to Wi-Fi. I hate self-checkout becoming the norm. I hate calling a business and talking to a robot instead of a person. I hate that everything requires a password, a verification code, or another subscription.
Curioso cómo los gringos y europeos son ajenos a ser llamados inmigrantes. Denominados expats, digital nomads, long-term traveler... ¿Pero inmigrantes? ❌ Ehhhh!