elaina huffman

high pulp orange juice enjoyer (she/her)

[elaina huffman @eshuffman]

Stop glorifying celery it's disgusting and uncalled for

[Lauren :) @laurenforu]

Is it okay for people with plantar fasciitis to engage in casual sex

[elaina huffman @eshuffman]

jfc first tarps off now this how much did I miss at last nights game

[reilly @RustyGoomba]

🗣️ FUCK EDINA 🗣️

[elaina huffman @eshuffman]

PSA these are mold o rama figures and these specific ones you can get at the como zoo. they cost $5 each and you get to watch it be made in real time!!

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

surgeries in 2035 to remove microplastics from your body and they let you go home with the statue they made out of them

[turbomander @turbomander]

Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue in a fantasy tavern: YOU HAVE A GLOWING F***ING MUSHROOM BEHIND THE BAR! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Halfling tavernkeep: *mumbles under breath*
Jon: WHAT WAS THAT?
Halfling: I said that’s Mycelis, he’s the bartender here.
Mycelis the Myconid: hi Jon

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[Theo @Theodore1jensen]

just hang on goat we’re almost there

[elaina huffman @eshuffman]

We’re in a recession it’s time for a GTL summer. Let’s channel the jersey shore energy again

[the most emo girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

minneapolis is the best place on earth

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

people are joking around about the mormon cultural takeover but i’m so fucking serious that you all need to be really concerned.

[wakaba akgae 🇨🇴 🇫🇷 @eastgorteau]

slp costco parking lot is one of the worst places on earth

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Union @yumtapwater]

Taking all dates to the national mustard museum in Middleton, WI, from this point onward.

[vic @mentionedmrtin]

how pinterest felt like before their CEO got greedy and started showing me an ad after every pin

[Weird Barbie 🌱🐻🍩 @Little_Lair]

I fricken hate how much republicans are obsessed with Minnesota like holy shit get a fuckin hobby, pay your own bills (texas freeze), and leave us alone

[Jeremiah @suspirant]

Republicans when a beloved watershed is pristine and untouched: