Helen

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[Helen @eskimo_x]

In memory of my mum ❤ for @Sarcoma_UK https://t.co/kl37Pakj4z No flowers please x

[Helen @eskimo_x]

Scott's attempting a 10K to raise money for the neonatal unit Teddy spent his first 6 weeks in 🧸 please consider donating 💜
https://t.co/C7XVepXXiI

[Helen @eskimo_x]

Not a single person on Instagram appreciated how hilarious I am.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

On a packed train with my family. Couple across the aisle both alternatively playing social media videos on speakers at full volume. Managed not to say anything until the woman started playing a documentary about serial killers. I'm here with my daughter.

I politely said "please could you turn it down it's not appropriate." To which she replied "I'm sure she's heard worse at school." I said that really wasn't her call to make and in general could she please reduce the volume.

Her response "Its a public train for heavens sake".

For me that's exactly why it is anti social (and what headphones were invented for). I'm wondering which one of us is out of kilter on this?

Ps I should note she did thankfully reduce the volume and we all left it there.

[Glasgow Live @Glasgow_Live]

'Very special' Glasgow toddler joins Teddy Trail after tough start to life
https://t.co/oNRpgmNHYU

[Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity @GCH_Charity]

Teddy & his family have been celebrating his first birthday by taking part in a range of fundraising activities, after he was cared for at the Princess Royal Maternity. 💜🧸

Read more: https://t.co/8Bi8NwkC4p

[Helen @eskimo_x]

In celebration of Teddy's 1st birthday during NICU Awareness Month we are raising funds for the PRM Neonatal Unit where Teddy spent 6 weeks. Please donate if you can! They're doing god's work x
https://t.co/xMbzM2sPNv

[Helen @eskimo_x]

It's an incredibly lonely, tiring and traumatic experience. We were supported every step of the way and directly benefited from Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity. Please give what you can, whether it's £1 or £10 all is massively appreciated 💜💙

[Helen @eskimo_x]

To celebrate Teddy's 1st birthday we are raising money for Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity. Funds raised will go directly to PRM Neonatal Unit where Teddy stayed for 6 weeks. Please donate what you can and help support families like ours 🙏🏻

https://t.co/0Ni22AohT6

[Helen @eskimo_x]

Absolutely nothing can prepare a family for a stay on the neonatal unit. Teddy made his way through NICU, HDU, back to NICU, back to HDU, SCBU and finally the Rooming In Suite. Thanks to amazing staff support and Teddy's strength, we were home weeks ahead of schedule.

[Helen @eskimo_x]

@BootsHelp hi I placed an order yesterday and paid for next day delivery but the item hasn't arrived. The ai assistant online is sending me in circles

[Helen @eskimo_x]

@AskMandP hi do your armadillo and libro pushchairs come with rain covers?

[Helen @eskimo_x]

@WheresMaJaiket Absolutely cringe simp behaviour 🤢

[Helen @eskimo_x]

Why's it always pure vanilla ugly couples that post about how much they fancy each other 🫥

[Helen @eskimo_x]

@WheresMaJaiket Who exactly are they trying to convince cos it ain't working 😭

[Helen @eskimo_x]

The remake or whatever it was of The Crow had nowhere near enough crows and entirely too much Shelly.

[Helen @eskimo_x]

8 years ❤️✌🏻 thanks Twitter x

[Helen @eskimo_x]

I nearly died giving birth but it was worth it. LOOK AT HIM!!

[Helen @eskimo_x]

Why is Craig David on tele belting out a remixed hymn?

[Helen @eskimo_x]

When the fuck do babies start sleeping

[Helen @eskimo_x]

@tidomacareedo Did you see the absolutely mental instagram posts his fiancée made 😭