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Miley Cyrus' "Bass Persuades" has reached #1 on US iTunes.

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

TWINS! 👯
PLASTIQUE SURGERY 💅

[Dua @Duakz5q]

Hey babe…. a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. NOT a special being

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Oh you believe in equality? So I can hıt a woman?”

No you actually can’t hıt anybody. That’s called assaułt.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines.

When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Turns out food companies were only inspecting their products because the government required them to which is exactly why we need government regulations. Corporations aren't going to police themselves out of the goodness of their hearts.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

been super uninspired lately w the music biz lately but just saw bad bunny in puerto rico & my whole mindset changed

sounds lame to say but music coming from the heart and not about superficial shit really is the truth, needed this fr

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

People on the USA are so used to not getting anything out of their tax money besides war that when a mayor actually gives them fans on their subway, fixes trash cans, paves patholes, and provides services with their own tax dollars they call it communisim.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

No. Absolutely not. We need a senator, not a hospice patient.

Term limits, please.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was practically engineered to break MAGA brains.

American-born (sorry, no “go back” card), ridiculously credentialed (MD + Oxford PhD), explains policy like a normal human, and takes zero crap.

Good luck finding a script for that.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

JD Vance, a name that he's changed half a dozen times, married a woman named Usha Bala Chilukuri.

But he thinks it's scary that an American man named El-Sayed could be elected President.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I like how Texas Republicans pretend like they haven’t been in power for 30 years.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

JD Vance: “God forbid we have a President El-Sayed.”

Also JD Vance:

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Fauci helped with Aids/HIV, Swine Flu, MERS and Ebola treatment, turned a cancer 98% mortality rate into a 93% remission rate. Served under Republican and Democratic presidents with no issues. Spends 1 summer with Trump, and now you idiots are listening to Aaron Rodgers?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Someone said America has become a torture chamber for smart people, and I couldn't agree more.

[𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[𝚂 .⋆♱ 🪽་༘ ᯓ★ @ERAOFMONE]

KORDELL CONTROLLED IT QUICKLY 😭

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

as soon as you think Argentina is cooked

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
Born just in time to witness Leo Messi