Ellie Smith

Freelance digital marketing consultant. Loves tame impala, dogs, the mags & Louis Theroux

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

England's first 3 matches at the World Cup start at 9pm, 9pm, and 10pm

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

European Champions.

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

The greatest Swede to have ever played for the club 🇸🇪

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once received £5m, a further £1m, an £800k house, helicopter trips and a trip to the Maldives, and wasn't expected to do anything in return for it."

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[hairless danny mcbride @tuunbaqussy]

rly obsessed w this WWI puppet from the Imperial War Museum’s tiktok page

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

the saddest movie you'll ever watch is probably going to be a spanish gothic horror and/or dark fantasy

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

One of the best days of my life… Pappy McPoyle brings me joy! And Danny is pure life!

[Ellie Smith @esmith0511]

@cannibality I thought this was a John and Margaret post for a second @ukboomers

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

Keir Starmer is quietly turning into quite an impressive PM for an international global crisis. Calm, astute and strong when he needs to be.

Not that he’ll get any praise for it in the media or on here of course, but he has shown real leadership in an extremely challenging situation.

[N @dearvotion]

Something has shifted in the realm of print and I’m absolutely into it.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

This is top from Galatasaray.

You don’t have to make it so uncomfortable for away fans to show that you’re hostile, especially the disabled fans.

Liverpool fans complained about the seating arrangements for disabled people. Galatasaray took feedback and fixed it.

Disability is something English clubs take seriously. In fact, in many clubs, if you’re on a wheelchair, you can bring an extra person go free, they also have the easiest access to the stadium.

Anyways, this is good from Galatasaray.

[Ellie Smith @esmith0511]

@BetMGMUK #DerbyDay

[Melo☔ @Melo_lfc]

Happy one day anniversary to those who are celebrating