Erick Ortiz

mentally here

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Cinemas genuinely top 5 invention in the history of mankind

[Chief Keith @pangaeafan]

youtube could make ads 90 days long & completely unskippable, and i STILL wouldn’t get premium. i do not negotiate with terrorists!

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

#through

[Chris @citehchris]

a walkable city is not enough i need it to also have an imax 70mm theater and a really old bowling alley

[perry karyon, md @perry_karyon]

Burning 2M tokens to find out the gym is crowded at 6pm

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

You must reject this mentality with every fiber of your being

[tony vió a bts @cigafrseex]

pedazo de edit me lo voy a tatuar

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service

[Tom Mitchelhill @ideacasino]

the best part of plane travel is that they are one of the last frontiers of our world that forcibly removes you — even if just for a few hours — from the relentless mindflaying of the compulsion to be terminally online

if you cannot rejoice, let alone survive, a mere 9.5 hours without needing to check your stupid little phone for "work emails" or scroll short-form vertical video content you should throw yourself into the engine of the next plane you board

[✦ Kise ✦ @KiseStrife]

No voy a superar nunca el cambio de tener 3 meses de vacaciones cuando eres niño a 3 semanas (con suerte) cuando eres adulto

[freo @Freonat]

British ppl kinda ate when they came up with "don't even joke lad"

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

[tranzorbital @algae99847]

the hydrogen bomb has to die to kill the coughing baby. that says a lot more about the baby's strength than the bomb's.

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Sometimes someone says something so intensely French that you need to smoke a cigarette