RoyalCapybara

I have become the antithesis of my 2016 manifesto

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@eigenrobot Dang miss your longform. Would love if you brought it back!

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Culture ROU “You’re absolutely right, “

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As soon as you decide to become unemployed you unlock the beach access dlc in downtown nyc

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hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final

((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)

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I’ve got that dog in me (shaking in fear and pissing myself during the fireworks show)

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Up next in the DC airshow: Braxton Jaden flying the Air Force F6’5” SuperChud

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Life is tough when you’re born too tall to fly an f22 😢

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The Denver food hall is the apotheosis of the High Millennial aesthetic—standardized variety of ethnic almost-restaurants with Dall-E generated logos and private-equity-streamlined iPad ordering, 90s pop-punk playing in the bathrooms, video ads for axe throwing and VR game studios

But the 35yo long-bearded recent transplant working the pizza kitchen asks about your weekend plans, hopes you enjoy your trip

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@coldhealing I love New York City. Where else in the world can you meet a citedal swe

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irl shiny magikarp

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@cremieuxrecueil Would be interested in going!

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Day 2 in Fukuoka. Still haven’t figured out who Oka is

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Brutally slurpmogged by old Japanese man at ramen place ama

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@coldhealing How did it age, what would you keep/add?

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Every Italo Calvino short story:

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i remember you from when we were little bilaterians in a stagnant pond . i looked for you in an ever-widening circle but i never found you again . were you looking for me too ?

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Some people have never won a honeydew flavored condom playing street fighter darts and it really shows :/

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At “Beer Lab” in harajuku and every single person here is a 30-50yo white dude from Brooklyn with a cropped former hipster beard

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@eigenrobot @owenbroadcast It is not true

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Lmao none of the ANA flight attendants are tall enough to close the overhead bins without a little jump

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@repligate I spend all day working with Claude and Opus 4.7 has been great. Super capable, enjoyable partner