Tiberius

LDS Smithian Youngist

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

2 Nephi 2:25 is one of the most beautiful verses of the scriptures, it’s pretty crazy to believe Gods plan literally failed at its inception, rather than being part of the plan. Adam is our forefather, we are him. Without sin we could have no Jesus. God’s plan is divine.

[J. S. Gleason @JSGleason136245]

@The_Old_Taylor @vespa_the_goat @SkoCougzzz @SUNANDSAND4EVER @JasontheLayman “Adam fell that men might be; and men are, that they might have joy.”

-2 Nephi 2:25”. 💯% false doctrine. Jesus came to redeem mankind from what Adam did. Mormonism teach sin and disobedience was necessary.

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@idk82101 What’s a yuri

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@MonogamistJoe @AlexMahnk Bro got cucked by the prophet and couldn’t handle it

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@gideonsic

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@MightyMortyMan No it needs the crunch

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. Imagine how satisfying that first bite would be.

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@ldswhitemonster @thealchemist473 @lafe_the_harris “Joseph Smith married and sealed widows who didn’t have the opportunity for their endowments? What a good guy”

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@DeconstrucTed80 @pbabinski91

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@badtothebone124 Give him a banana!

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

This dude shows up on your front porch talking about the Restoration of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, wyd?

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

Me when I bring my new convert wife to a branch event but all her knowledge of Mormons comes from Secret Lives and she starts trying to kiss the other women

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

My drafts are like the sealed portion of the Golden Plates

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Me reading my own posts

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Storing 7 years worth of seed in my wife like I’m Joseph in Egypt preparing for a famine

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@Jacktheeknife96 @polysophical Much to ponder

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@ldswhitemonster Oh great here comes the famine

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

How is it possible for every side in the Sydney Sweeney discourse to be wrong?

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@5extranotes It’s a universal truth

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

They say Mormons don’t know how to party but theyve clearly never been to a Church dance when Since You’ve Been Gone comes on

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@repenitent “I’m just gonna talk to him- I’m just gonna talk to him”

[Tiberius @esotericmormon]

@ldswhitemonster > Trying to overthrow the government
> undermine the banks
> establish a secret governing body
> raided and destroyed a printing press
Unbelievably based