Lisa Souslova

live fast, die young - bad girls do it well

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

“@jackied10: Everything in my life has been so temporary but you.”

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

“@AndyAgus1: J COLE STOP BEING SO GOOD AT MAKING MUSIC. MY EARS HAVE HAD WAY TOO MANY ORGASMS.”

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

You are the piece of me I wish I didn't need

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

“@jennnyvuu: Can't sit still for more then 2 minutes in this class and I still got more then an hour to go ahhh”.
Fuck dude, my life.....

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Why am I in class....am I drunk yet?

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

“@WizKhalifaSquad: I rather be single & know what I want, than to be in a relationship & not get what I deserve.”

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger #gofuckyourself

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Summertime sadness

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Dear 50 year old oompa loompa speedwalking on the treadmill, those ass and titty implants dont make you the slightest bit more appealing.

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

"@lmJayGatsby: How do you look at the person you love and tell yourself it's time to walk away?"

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

I love getting fired. That was so much fun, I'm having the best day of my FUCKING LIFE

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Android, y u no have Vinee?

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

"@ItsMacklemore: I shouldn't be jealous. You aren't even mine."

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Ummmm someone please stage a Candy crush intervention for me. Its bad, doc. Its really bad.

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Oh my god old habits die hard

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Hi, im Lisa. And youre a bitch.

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

Fuck.

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

I'm a little dysfunctional, dont you know #coffee #luxury #greeneyes #blonde #hair #ootd #paris #love http://t.co/6iwMhak1Po

[Lisa Souslova @esouslova]

@jackied10 omfg i know, i was just thinking the exact same thing i kept looking to make sure it was actually kube