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Freelance editing & motion graphics. Dog-loving cyclist, epileptic vegan, queer as fuck.

[Benji Naesen @BenjiNaesen]

The moon landing wasn’t real because it’s not on Strava.

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@Tesco Hey, it was the Eastgate one. Please pass on my thanks- seizures like that are super unpleasant and I’m glad she was there!

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Big shout out to Alexa at @tesco Extra Bristol for coming to my aid when I had a focal impaired-awareness seizure 30mins ago. No memory of it starting or how I ended up on the floor, nasty one. Thanks for the water and generally being a good human :)

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@GcnRacing hey guys, what’s going on with the volume levels on the Tour of Romandy? It’s all over the place, the commentators levels vary wildly, one much quieter than the other. Dodgy levels seems to be a theme on a few of the race feeds over the last month or so :/

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@GcnRacing Trying to watch Volta stage 4 but you’ve got the wrong commentary over the top… womens Brugge De Panne audio instead of the race I’m watching. Doesn’t make for an ideal viewing experience if I’m honest

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@beer_babe @MoleValleyDC @MoleValleyBeat @SurreyPolice @nationaltrust What a scumbag. Hope you’re doing something about it @MoleValleyDC ?

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@hughlaurie Teach them to properly use the net to research, so when they see something from your list and are interested in it, their first thought is “better cross check this” and go to the major truth-check/trustpilot/news outlets to see who else is talking about it.

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@IMDb Jim Carey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. And after that, Jim in The Truman Show, and Will Ferrell in Stranger Than Fiction ♥️

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

cautiously optimistic I can start to unclench my asshole
#BidenHarris2020

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@simonbromley Oh FFS.

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

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@TonyKocurko @mosconml @lachlan i feel like theres a joke around data being non-binary here but I'm not sure how to word it.

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@Taniel For reals, I was following you guys before I went to bed (in UK) and it’s super entertaining reading these this morning. You all must be knackered.

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@jillpollack Jill, my girlfriend just told me about your show and decluttering is my happy place - I need to watch it! Is it online anywhere?

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@nationalexpress is your website down right now?

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Any #YouTube #trustedflaggers out there that can help un-disable my band's youtube account? It's been disabled in error and the appeal process isn't working. Super frustrating!

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@CyclingTodayEn This changes everything

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@TheJakeMoyes @philbeastall @sainsburys @AldiUK @IcelandFoods Love is a Gift!

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@nickmatthew Or he was a spy and mistook you for his covert agent contact? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Duncan Bell @duncanbell3]

Please please please can you take 30 seconds (literally) to follow the link and answer a couple of questions for my daughter's A-level project? Pretty please... https://t.co/WGOm3h6gce