🌈☠️

No one wants a messy burrito.

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@clhubes There’s a German song for this situation: https://t.co/l6jok1DIFm

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@pimlius Maybe they are literally going to play tennis, in which case the parenthetical exclusions make perfect sense.

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@TIME Did you mean “shades”? 🦅👀📑

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@LettersOfNote 🎾

[Stephanie @LIVAUDAIS]

Everyone forgets that tennis connoisseur Lil Wayne accurately predicted the 2010 US Open men's and women's champions (Nadal and Clijsters)... from his cell at Rikers Island 😳

Here's his letter to SI when they asked for his picks:

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@SwiftOnSecurity @Garredow Weird but fucking beautiful

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay. 💚💛
@Athletics

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@StokkeBaby Nice chair, but FYI quality control seems lacking. Original back piece had uncentered drill hole, replacement piece did not fit the groove, now third piece only barely fits groove with some force.

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@BenRothenberg So Fleabag 👀

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@TennisChannel why does the Alcaraz match URL link to a 2017 Hopman Cup match??!

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@Garfield https://t.co/0raaoeclX1

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

This is probably in the top 5 coolest things I ever found on the ground

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@NytReview No ducks! Adding that to my list of rare insults. And yeah, the arena should be renamed.

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@SwiftOnSecurity I’m sure Joe will marry you with paper rings one day. 💘

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@drahcir_rahl Check out allulose and/or monk fruit. Equally sweet but without the weird mouth-cooling after-taste. https://t.co/x0hi52o8qc

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@TheAtlantic Can your Twitter links be reconfigured to open The Atlantic app for those of us who have the app and are subscribers?

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@SwiftOnSecurity Smith on Security: https://t.co/exeF0Wn18g

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@BenRothenberg you said hell 🙊

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@BenRothenberg Did I miss it or was there no medal ceremony? All I saw was pandas!

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@ReemAbulleil Cue: One Moment in Time, Whitney Houston 🎙🥲 https://t.co/ZC0iq0VRp0

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@ESPNPlusHelp why is the ESPN+ feed for @AustralianOpen John Cain Arena showing an “event break” instead of the definitely live Tiafoe v. Fritz match?

[🌈☠️ @espiffany]

@SkyCatch_Her @atkinsonfasho To your last sentence, the most clear example of which is his refusal in the first place to be vaccinated in a global pandemic.