Peluche

The ups, the downs, the quesillos, the coñazos of life married to una Venezolana orgullosa.

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

Esposa just said “dracarys” as she started microwaving a slice of pizza.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

The three stages of wealth.
1. Imma call my cousins.
2. Imma call the police.
3. Imma call my lawyer.

[The Lead CNN @TheLeadCNN]

27-year-old Texas ER nurse dies of coronavirus @jaketapper reports https://t.co/pLsyEYphPh

[Hina Patel @hinapatelRx]

Diary of a Sad Woman - why I hate COVID. Sun, Oct 15th - my brother picks up my mom who has just spent 2 weeks in Florida staying with my aunt post uncle’s death.  Mom/dad had both attended my uncle’s funeral 2 weeks earlier.  Mom comes back feeling sick.

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

@PilarMarrero I don’t think they’re looking past Tuesday at all. Too desperate to be that clever.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

If scientists said a purse could protect me and my fellow Americans from #COVID19, I would carry a purse.

[K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) @frodeci]

“Nem”

[Ruth Franklin 🍵 @ruth_franklin]

According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, which began tonight, is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness. Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

[Italo Santana @BulletClubIta]

Here's the sideline view in slow motion of Marcus Morris stepping on Luka Doncic's shoe. #ClipperNation x #MFFL

#WholeNewGame #NBAPlayoffs

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

It’s worth pointing out over and over again that there’s more outcomes possible for healthy young athletes than an asymptomatic response or death.

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

@PilarMarrero Well... that was a short boycott.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

On this Venezuelan Independence Day, my thoughts are with Venezuelans who continue to work tirelessly for the cause of democracy. It’s time for free and fair elections so that the Venezuelan people can turn the page on the corrupt and repressive Maduro regime.

[Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez]

The powerful front page of the @HoustonChron today:

HOW DID WE GET HERE?

[Andrew Ross Sorkin @andrewrsorkin]

The end of guidance? From today’s @dealbook

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

@johnlk_80 @Sarcher @elongreen Woosh

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

Esposa: “She should have just bought on of those ‘Live Laugh Love’ signs. It would have been easier.” #ciliafloresdelnorte

[The Hill @thehill]

Ivanka Trump: "I've found that my greatest personal growth has arisen from times of discomfort and uncertainty."

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

@cjane87 @traecrowder @drewmorgcomedy @CoreyRForrester one of us.

[AAPL @Pescina_andrea]

Prometo no volver a decir “si sobrevivimos esto, sobrevivimos cualquier cosa” a Dios le parece un constante reto #MaricaYa

[Lina Hidalgo @LinaHidalgoTX]

Four new deaths in Harris County just today. That's double yesterday's number. This reminds us what we’re fighting here. Settling into complacency right now would be catastrophic.

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

@CoreyRForrester Well, shit. I do now.

[Peluche @espositamedijo]

En punto.