Geoff

King of the Mountains of Mars, apparently.
Knighthoods given in return for coffee. He/Him.
#Critter

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

@BitterAmethyst I wouldn't have called him a hero of mine, but reading his autobiography describing his suicide attempt when I was still in the gradual process of recovering from my own was definitely important to me.
"Be nice to people who want to exterminate you"? He can get to fuck.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

Bounty bars literally get more attention than the death spiral we are all currently in #ClimateCrisis

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

@noxpop @DominicTarason @doctorow Grand, thanks!

[Colin Davis @ProfColinDavis]

I'm seeing people asking, 'Why aren't @JustStop_Oil protesting at oil companies instead of at the *National Gallery*?', which is a reasonable question, but:
a) they have been
b) they've been thrown in prison for it
c) if you hadn't heard about that, there's the answer to your Q.

[Cllr Daniel Cowan @CllrCowan]

Have you been sacked for doing what your boss told you to do?

You should consider joining a union.

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

If it's behind glass, and therefore unaffected by the soup can they still be charged with criminal damage?

[Rachael Venables @rachaelvenables]

A Just Stop Oil activist who was in the room tells me (thankfully) the painting is behind glass. Big police presence outside the Gallery now

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

Wouldn't mind seeing this on our side of the pond.

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

Well, this is interesting:

In NYC, a new bill would invite residents to submit photos of cars blocking bike lanes, schools, and sidewalks -- and then receive 25% of each $175 ticket.
https://t.co/nIQePqvTlz

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

If they're anything like his cars it's because they're shite and will spontaneously combust.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Elon Musk to debut “friendly” robot he says will not overpower humans https://t.co/xIAf4I4mdA

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

@Rooster212 @BitterAmethyst Exactly.
And with zero social housing and the whole rental market "managed" in this manner then those renting are captive to the increase with little or no options bar revolution.

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

@BitterAmethyst Here's hoping it's not just lumped straight at renters.
Vampires landlords need a stake through the heart as soon as possible.

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

Electric bikes, yay or nay?

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

@Crys_the_Hybrid https://t.co/8sV9VSIooj
It's like Nick said here, it's not about a sensible budget, it's about looting the corpse of the country they've stabbed repeatedly the last 12 years.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

The budget only fails to make sense if you imagine they're trying to tackle cost of living, inflation, fuel crisis, etc. They're not. It's not like they're trying to solve the problem & came up with a really bad idea. This is on purpose & they don't give a toss that you know it.

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

TTRPG night and I've gone full @erikaishii ink goblin.

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

Apparently my boss' wife pulled out 4 of their daughter's teeth yesterday and now I need to shower with a steel wool sponge to stop my skin shuddering.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

jordan peterson is trending because he is apparently writing another "12 rule for life" which I think warrants a trip down memory lane. THREAD WITH CLIPS revealing him to be a grifter of the highest order, beginning with that time he got destroyed within the span of a few seconds

[Geoff @espressogeoff]

@oneshottog @dndinacastle @BDaveWalters @Mark_Meer @EncounterTerra1 @DnDBeyond @Wizards_DnD @TheBlackDiceSoc @Wizards @dice_knights @LumleyCastleLtd I feel I need to create a rock band just so we can name ourselves "Halflings of unusual size".