John Cecil Malone

I am a babbling Brook.

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

What’s a normal way to ask your male doctor to be your friend?

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

@reedmurray He was no joke about his Pet Nats.

[Kimya Dawson @mrskimyadawson]

If Seattle cops think getting hit with a half empty water bottle justifies violently attacking the entire crowd they should definitely never be the solo acoustic opener for Third Eye Blind on tour. Trust me.

[Mike Almquist @mikealmquist]

Oh Christ, when you're ready to come back... I think I'm ready for you to come back.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: Black Lives Matter protesters are tear gassed for protesting the murder of George Floyd, but MAGA protesters are left alone for bringing AR-15s inside state capitols?

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

@medburnbook The coffee roast caught fire.

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

@MyRoommateJack Is jack worried about a computer chip being put inside the Corona Vaccine?

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

@dcsampson All my time gets wasted? 😂

[stevie @adultmomband]

when dashboard confessional was like “I am flawed” 11 year old me who just lied about cleaning my room was like “true”

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

@davidbazan Amil

[Imprint Dynastic @ImprintDynastic]

"If you don't laugh, you'll cry, am I right?!" - Jack listening to White Stripes LPs at 45 rpm so everything sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

Update: shaved the beard. Mustache is now king. Girlfriend is still mostly sane. I’m staying up too late. I haven’t finished the book I said I would finish when this all started. Twin peaks is awesome.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Maybe @ChickfilA could live-stream their sandwiches on Sunday.

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

She woke up
Saw the sun was rising and herself a cup
An aero press he gave as a gift
When they first met
And then she thought
I could smile but instead I’ll take a walk

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

Ballad of She & He
She woke up
She took a breath she’d finally had enough
Packed her things, she left her wedding band in the kitchen near the sink

[John Cecil Malone @espressyo]

And just like that
The world that had built had turned to ash
And the police
Would file it under a gasoline leak

But he knew that the seeds he sowed
Would never turn to fruit
And all his friends
Would tell him this is how their story ends