@randallsisland You’ve got a *plumbing emergency* in the men’s room at the Bronx Shore Fields comfort station. Urinal clogged and flooding the floor. Possibly other toilets are clogged, too.
@Lee4ever2 @bradleyj31 @matthewsimon@mudslip@FreshDirect FD’s app says the delivery folks get the full amount less the credit card processing fee, maybe that’s what they mean.
The storefront Pentecostal church next door plays a version of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” on a seemingly endless loop over a speaker out front at least one day a week. Granted, their remake skips the verses, but it still seems like a bad fit with the Christian canon.
@FreshDirect I guess Twitter isn’t entirely over — you responded immediately here, but haven’t gotten around to the in-app message I sent hours ago, @FreshDirect. I’ll let it be this time.
Hey @FreshDirect, what’s the problem today? You canceled half my order because of unexplained issues delivering perishable items. No opportunity for me to adjust my tip accordingly.
@Lee4ever2 @bradleyj31 @matthewsimon@mudslip@FreshDirect But, yeah, the details matter. And the way @freshdirect handles in-app tipping (has to be a firm dollar amount, not % set at time of order and can’t be adjusted later, a la InstaCart), the perishable cancellations resulted in a $30 order getting a tip tailored for a $90 one.
@Lee4ever2 @bradleyj31 @matthewsimon@mudslip@FreshDirect The “unavailable”’on certain days message reads as if it’s the case on a weekly basis. I started seeing these messages two days ago, before they revealed they could@deliver only “limited” perishables today.
@thewrens A bit of a misreading, unless your secret ambition is to follow the example of the Partridge Family: “Apparently his new bandmates are angling for names like Telemuffin and Bagel Anew but Bissell prefers something ‘slightly less carb-heavy.’”