less rage more tears

Don't dive shallow in deep dark waters

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Exercise dumbbells are so named because they resemble the weighted arms of a device called a ‘dumb bell’. It was used in the 18th century to train bell ringers silently. (📷: © National Trust / Charles Thomas)

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

I thought confectioneries were sweets and chocolates?

No, it's things that will ruin your dinner, if you have them before.

I don't think that's the definition. Otherwise, if it's things that could ruin your dinner, it could be trauma

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

I don't want to go to bed. I'm taking all the beds to the dump. - Izzy

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

From 1264 to 1827, anyone who received a Master of Arts degree from Oxford had to swear that they would never forgive Henry Symeonis. By 1608, no one knew who he was or what he had done.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the Day: MERRYNEUM (neologism) - the odd week between Christmas and the New Year.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being in a constant state of saying
“yeah, I need to sort that out actually”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Never make the mistake of thinking things are going well. Especially don’t actually say it out loud. The universe will correct you.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The tea you drink while staring out of the window at the rain on an autumn Sunday is one of the all-time best teas.

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

"You're like a baby giant" - Addie

"Yeah, you're like a baby grown up. You're tiny, but you can talk." - Izzy

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

I am just making a crystal clear statement right now, I am a park ranger, not a young nazi

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

Oh you delicate heart
Sometimes it feel hard to live
The rain keeps on falling so hard
I forgot that I had some to give

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

You'll be devastated to find out that, not only do we not offer to eat your ass, but we don't even offer our own assholes for consumption

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

There's a lesson here for everyone, sometimes the key is not fucking around

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

You know what they say, Paul

What do they say?

........Fuck

[Hawksley Workman @HawksleyWorkman]

Having a lotta nice dicks is an embarrassment of Richards.

[less rage more tears @esquaredca]

Are the kids these days excited by a small bearded man in a sailors hat?

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Heaven I need a side hug

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Phrase of the Day: ACKNOWLEDGE THE CORN (US 19thC slang) - to confess something or admit to a failure.

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

Soft titties, warm titties, prickly balls of fur. Happy titties, hedgehog titties, purrr purrr purrr....