Sam

[Sam @essellem33]

ayoooo chase bank is literally a joke. They lost a 13k check I deposited. Now I’m negative cause of bills I had withdrawn…and they’re leaving me on read and ignoring my messages!!!!!!!! #chasebank #customerservice #worstcustomerserviceeverrrr #THEYLITERALLYLOSTA13kCHECKLOL

[Sam @essellem33]

@ChaseSupport @Chase ayoooo chase bank is literally a joke. Now they’re leaving me on read and ignoring my messages!!!!!!!! #chasebank #customerservice #worstcustomerserviceeverrrr #THEYLITERALLYLOSTA13kCHECKLOL

[Sam @essellem33]

@Chase so even though my check is still sitting in the atm on bank property, they “don’t service it” (the atm) and I need to get a check reissued. Because of an error on the banks part. Awesome. Thanks chase!!!!!! 2/2

[Sam @essellem33]

If you need to deposit a check, I highly recommend NOT using a chase ATM. Deposited a check on 11/9, supposed to clear today… checked this am to see this message. Couldn’t get through to a human on the phone, went into a branch and they had no idea @Chase 1/2

[Sam @essellem33]

Day two of asking @dunkindonuts when they are bringing watermelon refreshers back !!!!!!!!

[Sam @essellem33]

@dunkindonuts day one of asking Dunkin when they’re bring back the watermelon refreshers
#SOONPLZ

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I seen my opps linkin up ,I’m like wat in the fuk?

[Jazz Tangcay @jazzt]

America Ferrera's #BarbieMovie Woman speech needs to be printed off, read daily and taught in school.

[Sam @essellem33]

Are you really a @rainnwilson fan if you don’t have a pic of you in 8th grade covering his poster crotch from The Rocker 🤔

[Sam @essellem33]

@GreatWolfLodge Just did.

[Sam @essellem33]

@GreatWolfLodge according to your aquatics director this is just a “bathing suit rivet” or “part of a purse.” This just went into my daughters foot while in YOUR wavepool😡 wtf #nothappy #greatwolflodge #fitchburg

[Sam @essellem33]

Cars be going 90mph to cut you off and then drive 30 miles under the speed limit 😒😒

[Sam @essellem33]

Cam thinks I’m lying when I tell him I’m inviting the whole cast of the office to our wedding…. One of them HAS to show up right….🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@KateFlannery @BBBaumgartner @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey @SteveCarell @johnkrasinski @rainnwilson @creedbratton @bjnovak @mindykaling

[Sam @essellem33]

Me: thank god I have a week left of school I’m so ready to be done

Also me: googling masters programs 🙃

[Sam @essellem33]

Tonight we got home. Lit our white pumpkin candle. Turned on our white lights that are hanging over our window. Tucked our baby into bed. Got comfy and watched some Netflix. I remember there was a time in my life I never thought I’d have this.

[Sam @essellem33]

Why am I crying?? Cause this is amazing. The more they try to control us the more we will fight back!

[Logan Green @logangreen]

TX SB8 threatens to punish drivers for getting people where they need to go— especially women exercising their right to choose. @Lyft has created a Driver Legal Defense Fund to cover 100% of legal fees for drivers sued under SB8 while driving on our platform.

[Sam @essellem33]

This ones for @ebi_eats ♥️ @BeTheMatch

[Sam @essellem33]

Someone: I saw your brother today!!
Me: with 3 brothers

[Sam @essellem33]

I need to stop telling people “im not SUPER stitious but I am a little stitious” because not everyone watches the office and probably thinks I’m an idiot 🤣🤣🤣

[Sam @essellem33]

The fact that @CrimeJunkiePod turned a @taylorswift13 song into a fiction story on their podcast…. My life is complete. That was one of the greatest episodes yet!!!! Best of both worlds 😍