Lala 🥑

#402

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

“Women are so emotional”

Men:

[helios @beyzhive]

bad bunny in drag is so hot i accidentally liked a hate tweet

[liz 🌙 is watching 911/the pitt (taylors version) @lizreadingera]

liam payne dead in argentina because he “fell” off a balcony on a random wednesday in 2024?!?!

[Lala 🥑 @essgrizzle]

for the first time in my life, i was asked how long i was going to take on a cardio machine. while two identical machines were available.

[Lala 🥑 @essgrizzle]

this man knows how “electrons move in an electrical field” but doesn’t know that waffles are made out of flour. 🫠

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Last year someone was upset that herr friends didn't help her to take care of her kids financially. Today someone's else is saying she would cut off her friends if they refused to babysit😭 y'all expect your friends to do things your baby daddies don't . It's insane

[ERROR® @err0rsyst3m]

Maravilloso.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Baby ruthless

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw

[gabitha. @igabitha]

when you date someone and truly love them, you start to mirror them in different ways. mannerisms, lifestyle and sometimes even communication style. you fuse together energetically and become one when it’s love. consider this when you decide to commit to them.

[faith @faiththegemini]

Good pussy a have a nigga laid up like this watching lifetime talking about “who u think killed her bae” 😂

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

te doy todo menos mi corazón

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

el corazón se llena de lo más simple

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

If u see me talking to myself don’t say nun to me I’m having a staff meeting

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

adult trick or treating but it’s just going to the pharmacist to pick up your prescriptions

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“it’s bad bitch o’clock” i say to myself as i take my melatonin and hop in bed

[gabitha. @igabitha]

sometimes you don’t realize how poorly a friend or romantic partner is treating you until you see someone else speak about the awesome and thoughtful things their friends or partners do for them. like yes comparisons can be bad but in cases like this… it’s good.