Essk @[email protected]

…..please leave a message after the beep. Masto link 👆Can also be found lurking/shitposting in #europe on

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

@llamasoft_ox yaaaaaassssssssss!

[Xaliesin & Evitel @TaliesinEvitel]

So to summarise. There are now two blue checkmarks. One always tells the truth. One always lies. One leads the way to the castle. One will send you to the bog of eternal stench

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

Every time a picture of a sheep scrolls past on my federated timeline (and there have been quite a few, it's lovely like that) I am sad it is not @llamasoft_ox

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

@thatbunty you know it babe😘

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

@brawday @HairAndBeardGuy https://t.co/mpma6eIjMa

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

This second para will be etched onto the tombstone of satire.

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Well this new twitter update is garbage.

[https://gerardkcohen.me @gerardkcohen]

Along with me, my entire engineering team has been let go. Before I get into my own thoughts, I want to honor them. If you are looking to hire some brilliant accessibility engineers, keep reading.

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

FREEZE PEACH 💀💀💀

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

40 years of Channel 4. You can only imagine how many complaints we’ve had in that time.

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

@mrbiffo

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

Me, in the Vue docs having not looked at Vue since 2019:

[alex norris @sillyalexnorris]

needy

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

Highly recommended reading, if only for the laughs mousing over the linked article slugs

[nilay patel @reckless]

Sorry bro https://t.co/lIaCYPplH6

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As an…
– App Store user
I want…
– gambling ads
so that…
– money

[Eduardo.𝚟𝚞𝚎 @posva]

TIL `> **Warning**` has a special output on GitHub

[Alan Pope @popey]

NaN

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

@Aquarion @davepell https://t.co/QlxcTZ9c81

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

Misread the last word there, still didn't disagree

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

Fuckity Bye!!!

[Essk @[email protected] @essk]

I have found some emergency popcorn