Leise Leisa Leiza Liza

I before E, except after L

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

I don't care if it's sold by weight, if I buy cheese and there are holes in it then I'm gonna feel like I'm getting ripped off

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

If you're not setting off the security alarms at least once while visiting a museum then you're not getting your money's worth

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

Got cursed by a witch and now whenever I shake hands with someone I can see how they organize their tupperware

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@positive_loop aw heyy

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@mashdee_ @aleksliving They're different lamps, it's a sealed glass block that's illuminated by a light strip underneath

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@Romy_Holland The wax/honey/waste products from a hive can cause pretty serious damage to the walls and nearby surfaces (moisture leading to rot) and they also attract pests which come with their own problems, so letting them stay isn't really an option unless a building is already abandoned

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

@idiosyncretic @strangestloop My friend and I made a website dedicated to boring photos (https://t.co/5pgiMfnWoq) and it's my expert opinion that most of the photos posted in response to this are far too interesting

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

@owl_posting For those in search of divinity, sprinkle a little bit of table salt on it between each bite

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@mechanical_monk @Romy_Holland Economics is definitely called "the dismal science" for a reason

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@RichDecibels This is a great tree

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@YesAnastasia13 @shesbonky This isn't unhinged at all, it's called wet nursing and before baby formula it was extremely common.

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

@br___ian I learned how much I love WALL-E

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Me: One time I took acid on an airplane so I could draw in my sketchbook and reflect on my life but instead I watched WALL-E two times in a row and then fell asleep

My brother, not looking up from his book: wow

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

The only parasocial relationship I have on this app has been following this lady's pregnancy more closely than I did for my own SIL

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

shut UP

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

@peepillowpam I don't but that's only because donuts having holes offers some amount of utility (easier to consume, can be suspended from a string for eating contests, etc.)

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I don't care if it's sold by weight, if I buy cheese and there are holes in it then I'm gonna feel like I'm getting ripped off

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The pope is dead and JD Vance killed him

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@peepillowpam I did! Update incoming 🫡

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Had no idea that moving from California to Germany would mean becoming the foremost authority on Mexican food and hot sauce in any given situation

[Leise Leisa Leiza Liza @estcla]

@profeshkitten 💅