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[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

Trump bad
We a little better
-Project 2028
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Hours Billed: 1.5
Invoice: $6,000,000

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

@RepSummerLee But corporations are people WTF IS HAPPENING WHY ARE ALL MY CLIENTS CALLING ME IN TEARS?

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

@CoreyWriting Damn bro, I love the energy, but you gotta remember that democrats can lose primaries to other democrats. That really messed us up in NYC Tuesday.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@nkalamb me too. This is what true leadership looks like from a guy that took $100,000,000 grant from Jeff Bezos. He could have retired but his ego forbade it. VAN JONES IS THE MAIN CHARACTER

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

I’m crying

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

Fuck yeah! We are going to be the party of Reagan for years to come!

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Incredible.

A liberal coalition is finally forming to push back against both the far right and the far left.

This week, they launched @thepromise2026, a public pledge with 13 sitting Congressmembers and candidates signing on, openly breaking with the DSA wing while refusing to be lumped in with MAGA.

Their commitments:

"We are capitalist, not socialist."
"We want safety, not lawlessness."
"We are responsible, not reckless."
"Government should solve problems, not create them."
"We are mainstream, not extreme."
"We are proud, not ashamed of America."

This is the kind of pro-America, anti-authoritarian coalition American politics desperately needs.

More of this, please.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

ffs STOP IT BRIAN! You are 58 yrs old and you wear Merrill hiking shoes. Stop telling ChatGPT to start a troll war with progressives or we'll be humiliated.

[The Promise to America @thepromise2026]

Comrades, giving millionaire Hasan more viewers on his Amazon-owned platform would be too capitalistic.

We offered Zoom and you’re accepting. We celebrate July 4th over here, but anytime Wednesday works for @FelixFrisch6. When works for @ahSHEEK?

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

Dude, we don't win races. That's our whole thing-didn't they go over it during the onboarding process?

[Tim @trouble_man90]

These are the most smug and off putting people I’ve ever seen. 3 seats in safe blue districts got them acting like this. Whenever a liberal wins a race, we need to do the same, twice as hard

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

Josh Shapiro delivers bombs with his autograph on them!
What has Zohran/DSA done for the people of New York except make centrists like us look bad?

[DSA Watch @DSA_Watch]

🚨 Gov. Josh Shapiro (D-PA) torches the far-left DSA wing after their wins in NY:

In a new CNN interview, Shapiro dismisses the relevance of Zohran Mamdani and DSA-backed socialist victories in New York, calling them “individual districts in a whole other state” with “different looking congressional races.”

He calls out their performative politics, platitudes, and failure to deliver results for people struggling with cost of living, healthcare, and making ends meet. Shapiro says Democrats need candidates who actually deliver, not just make noise.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@thepromise2026 how many times have I told you this makes you look like losers? They have 15 times as many followers as us, 40 if you subtract the bots I paid for. BE COOL FOR CHRISTSAKES! We'll have the polling back in 2027 so we know how to troll.

[The Promise to America @thepromise2026]

Comrades! Congrats on your big closed primary win in a district Kamala won by 59 points. We’d love to hear your objections to the content of the Promise to America - let us know a time that works for you to Zoom next week.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

Look at this fucking BANGER baby. Astroturfed by my GOATs. Dunno why I have more followers than them, costs Peter Thiel 600,000$ to run

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@HaleyforMI your manner of speaking is my fault! I hired a plumber from Pittsburg to be your vocal coach bc i was burnt out from helping @MalloryMcMorrow at the same time.

[Haley Stevens @HaleyforMI]

Republicans start spending to prop up Abdul and now his supporters are attacking my appearance and the way I talk. Democrats behaving this way is why Republicans will keep winning. Grow up.

The path to taking back the Senate runs through Michigan, and I’m ready to win it.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@DemSocialists you're so screwed. We have been writing strongly worded letters for 50 yrs! It's how we #resist

[DSA @DemSocialists]

13 Democrats in Congress signed onto a pledge to “reject socialism” today. Combined, they’ve raked in a whopping $10,088,996 from the Israel lobby. Nothing moderate about that. Should we tally up their Big Tech donations next?

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@neeratanden 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 why do cool people keep hanging out with each other?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

cheeseheads rise up!!!!!

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@JDCocchiarella SHAME ON YOU!
Haley's consultants & I use islamaphobia to attack Abdul & his friends, but this is totally different. I think.

[Haley Stevens @HaleyforMI]

Republicans start spending to prop up Abdul and now his supporters are attacking my appearance and the way I talk. Democrats behaving this way is why Republicans will keep winning. Grow up.

The path to taking back the Senate runs through Michigan, and I’m ready to win it.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@HaleyforMI we are no longer sending you & your mother to Portugal for vacations disguised as "speaking opportunities". They are collaborating w/ Hamas now.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@HaleyforMI is EXACTLY the reason why we've set up a program that allows corporate democrats to travel & live like a millionaire w/o being one. If you want to be a corporate democrat-sign our pledge-you can go to Portugal.

[Rep. Haley Stevens @RepHaleyStevens]

I’m not a millionaire, and I haven't used my time in elected office to get rich. But that is not true for everyone. My “Release Your Taxes Act” would make all Members of Congress and candidates for Congress follow in my lead and release their tax returns.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@ElissaSlotkin "suggests"?
We tested this for 3 years-that is WAY too strong!!!
we were going with "can envision a time"
I need to poll "suggest" can you Venmo me $2,000,000?

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

Sen. Elissa Slotkin suggests it may be time for Democratic leaders Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer to step aside.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@JoshShapiroPA don't worry my guy, I booked some time for you & Peter Thiel to stream Fortnite next week so voters will think you're chill again.

[Jamaal Bowman @RepBowman]

Shame on you Governor Shapiro for referring to progressives as performiative. So sick of the arrogance and hubris that come from establishment politicians like you.

We are not performing. We are fighting for the working class and for our children that the establishment have left behind in favor of their oligarchy friends the Epstein class and special interest. The American people are demanding something different and we as progressives are a much needed breath of fresh air away from white supremacy American hegemony and patriarchy. We demand dignity respect safety and opportunity for all.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@neeratanden BARS-
Jared always votes for every war he can to make sure that the working class can go and fight em. Works out for him too because he gets a job with a defense lobby after he retires!

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

DSA makes claims for speaking for the working class but Democratic candidates who do the best with working class voters are pretty anti-DSA. For example, Jared Golden in Maine won white working class voters - right now Platner is losing that group to Collins. Maybe that will change.

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

.@krystalball remember when you thought you “got her” lmao:
Elissa is
pro vote by mail ✅
Pro warrantless surveillance ✅
under 75 yrs old✅

ALL GAS, NO RICE CAKES!

Corporate DY-NA-MO. gg mamdani

[Elissa Slotkin @ElissaSlotkin]

I will not allow the Postal Service and safe and secure mail-in voting to be taken down by the obsession of one man.

https://t.co/pNYYIrM69m

[Democrat Consultant @EstDemConsult]

@roxierichner @fareedi_kamran @AbdulElSayed Dang-theyll all vote for Sayed? Did you do any focus groups and a straw poll before inviting them to ensure they didn’t embarrass him? What’s your methodology?