Esther

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[Esther @estherr96]

My phone is so dry I didn't even get the governemnt alert 🫠🙃

[Guinness Men's Six Nations @SixNationsRugby]

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[Esther @estherr96]

@Tesco cheers for the most disappointing wrap I've ever had 😪

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

Imagine that you couldn’t attend the funeral of someone you loved and then you see the Deputy Prime Minister defending Downing Street drinks because *they’d* had a gruelling day?!

To those of you who don’t have to imagine I am truly sorry. The PM is a disgrace.

[Esther @estherr96]

The best thing about having the rona in December is that my advent calendar works as a morning test to see if my taste is back 🙃

[Esther @estherr96]

Spent a week at home and I'm pretty sure my blood is 80% gin and tonic

[Esther @estherr96]

I feel lied to and betrayed by Stacey Solomon's tap to tidies which made me think sanding a chest of drawers would be easy peasy and not hours of work

[Esther @estherr96]

Fuming on behalf of Malta #Eurovision2021

[Esther @estherr96]

@annasummerblue Have to respect the realism and the echo of the disappointment that AC-12 would have felt but also I wanted a big shoot out and a death 😬😂

[Esther @estherr96]

*Gogglebox voice-over*

On the day we said goodbye to Prince Philip, we couldn't enjoy any great telly.

[Esther @estherr96]

rip Prince Philip 🤴I'm particularly sad as I felt we built a strong friendship when I met him aged 5 at the opening of a science museum where he asked me 3 times at the opening of the museum if I had ever been to the museum which he had just opened 🙏

[Esther @estherr96]

Whenever I have to type something whilst sharing my screen

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

Me doing When someone
Something alone. is watching.

[Esther @estherr96]

@nicsnews Incredible 😂 is that better or worse than everyone watching you monologue whilst you're deaf to their cries of 'I think you're on mute'??

[Esther @estherr96]

Is there anything worse than being first in a Teams meeting and just having to sit staring at your giant head taking up the whole screen until someone else finally joins?

[Esther @estherr96]

@kcallatasor I also like to thing that the Greek dance you would do would have to be fully choreographed with at least 10 hours of shouting behind it

[Esther @estherr96]

@kcallatasor 'Will it be posh? Please write back soon' is killing me 😂😫 miss you R_Talz

[Esther @estherr96]

Had one drink, told my parents I was going upstairs to 'change into my ballgown for dinner' and now I'm wearing my old prom dress as a joke because I found it in the back of cupboard. Happy New Year 🍸

[Esther @estherr96]

I bought a polymer clay set as a lockdown activity and my dad has spent all afternoon making lil foods to turn into cufflinks 😭😂

[Esther @estherr96]

@_hollyeloise_ Pls pack your things and move out