jacqui

this alt is for my amusement only and is not intended for human consumption (she/her 🏳️‍⚧️)

[jacqui @estrianol]

sticking my tongue so far up a twink’s asshole i am french kissing him from behind

[jacqui @estrianol]

going to my crush's house and drinking out of the shower p-trap with a straw (i hope he pees in the shower)

[jacqui @estrianol]

walking around with my dog, wearing matching collars that both say ‘BITCH’

[jacqui @estrianol]

ezpz
i see boob ➡️ i honk boob

[jacqui @estrianol]

i think if there’s a hung jury they should _actually_ hang the jury

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

Stay at home girlfriend videos are so inspiring

[jacqui @estrianol]

her: jacqui, what’s in your mouth??!

[jacqui @estrianol]

being a puppygirl 🐶😇
(taking a shit, then eating it and puking it out again)

[Tacob Jaber @jacobtaber]

“Who was Prime Minister when Queen Elizabeth died” is going to be a god-tier trivia question in like 20 years.

[jacqui @estrianol]

@_halting_ @conureCC oh god

[Starr 👑 @starr_vt]

the only way to tame a bottom 🙇‍♂️

[🔪 FEMBOY GASLIGHTING 🔪 @KNIFE_TWINK]

honestly I hate "identify as" language so fucking much and I loathe how common it is in academia. I do not "identify as" gay, I just *am* gay, and the same goes for nonbinary and otherwise. it feels kind of infantilising to me tbh

[Naomi Fisher @naomicfisher]

The use of fear to control children is so ubiquitous that most adults don’t even realise they are doing it. They’d never describe what they are doing that way. But in so many different ways, the children feel it. Here’s what it looks like. 1/

[Ada Yeo @adayeoyh]

Intermittent fasting, abstaining from alcohol, polygamy with Elon

Didn’t expect tech culture to converge with Islam so quickly

[tahukan 📚 @tahukann]

AAAAAA

[yammi @sighyam]

Thailand is just light years ahead