court jesster

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

#needthat

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[swinky @swinkying]

i kinda Look like this if that’s ok with u

[KPop Zigger Hunter @IhateMerkel22]

Typa shi i been on

[lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tinky winky and the teletubbies dance with the crowd to britney spears toxic at canva’s pride party during cannes lions

[court jesster @estuappa]

they’re really going all out on the new jackass movie marketing

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

7:57am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Enhanced Risk: across parts of the central High Plains https://t.co/TgJgC6cj9Y

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[jill @stevienicks420]

Haven’t been posting as much because I’m genuinely going through things only she would understand

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Having 1-2 wines at work lunch sometimes makes you experience the rest of the day like you’re in mullholand drive

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[ppp @pityprtypromotr]

real ones know og latino backrooms was legit fallas paredes

[court jesster @estuappa]

my body is a temple the way circus circus is a luxury hotel

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[dakota @im2hai]

how it feels being high in the shower

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Grace Jones sitting on a motorcycle with a bisexual conga line, feeding cake to Divine