Elizabeth Stuckey

whoop-dee-fucking-do

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

I’m sitting on a couch at Pottery Barn waiting on my mother and I overheard the woman helping her ask if I was okay because I apparently look quite angry. My mom responded, “Oh no- that’s just her resting bitch face, she always looks like that.” Thanks, mom.

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

It’s that time of year to update my LinkedIn with my accomplishment 🤩

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

Not sure if I should be deeply embarrassed or very proud. I’m leaning towards the latter 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

LinkedIn has also now been updated

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

I have no words with this one

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

Mine will go as far as to unmake my bed

[Ayana Gray (Updates) @AyanaGray]

My favorite thing is when I stay up too late and my dog passive aggressively puts herself to bed without me, like “YOU do what you want but SOME us have work in the morning.”

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

If Bam Bam is on my 10 hour flight to London, I’ll be a very happy flyer.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bam Bam. He was a little scared on his first plane ride. Felt a lot better after getting a hug from the flight attendant. 12/10

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

When you’re going to the gym, but your phone thinks you should be going day drinking 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

@lesliesmith07 I AM IN THE SAME BOAT TODAY! #dayRUINED

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

BRB. Framing this.

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

@samhighh Scotch and Vodka will be mine

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

@SarahStuckarama 😂😂😂

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

Legal sports betting has become the downfall of Arizona men

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

When your Secret Santa hires a graphic designer to create a painting of you and your dog and they come back with…… points for telling me what’s wrong with this photo

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

A half bottle of wine sounds great until you’re done with the half bottle and only 1/3 through The Titanic

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

@samhighh You did not

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

you're not the boss of me! my dog is the boss of me, everything revolves around this damn dog

[Elizabeth Stuckey @estuckaay]

When you’re 25 but still terrified of shots. For the record, I was an adult and handled my booster shot solo 💁🏼‍♀️