Sarah Stuckey

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[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@ZimmermanErik Thanks Erik! I appreciate your help.

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@ZimmermanErik - could I speak to you about a service I had at your company?

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@JamesBlunt Charge your phone, dude!

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@jimmyfallon The Human Centipede Wreath #MakeAChristmasMovie

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@jimmyfallon You know. The one with the weeble wobble thingy. #DescribeASportBadly
(badminton - the sport for those who can’t make any other team)

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

Good morning from #COVID19 quarantine! Don’t worry, I’m being serenaded by the early morning leaf blowers and the fiendishly amorphous pigeons. I’m good. #hell

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

Btw. Look at the suggested words beneath my tweet. Lol!!!!

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

Hey @JoyceCarolOates - just read Zombie due to the 1 star reviews, and WOW. It did everything to me I want a book to do. My sister is reading it now. You are invited to our singular book club as long as you drink.

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@estuckaay He asked me too!!! I refused with the same answer. Told him I’d rather buy him pot.

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@SouthwestAir It hurt worse @SouthwestAir when a callous crew refused to help me get home to my dying mother. She’s dead now, so don’t bother responding.

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@dzzy_dee @SouthwestAir @BoycottSWAir Thank you. It shouldn’t matter, but I had tears running down my face as I asked. When did we quit being human?

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@SouthwestAir My specific need was to sit with my daughter to comfort her and exit as soon as possible to get to my mom. I understand your policy. I won’t forget it.

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

“And the beginning of the end of days will be marked by a show of singers donning masks…”

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

So. Consider this my photographic resume. That coconut cake wasn’t *quite* as simple as you let on, @bflay, but I get points for the resemblance to an omelet.

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

You can eat off any dish in my dirty dishwasher

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

@4ever_days I’m a 23. I’ve always suspected I’m not quite right...

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

Just when you think you hate everyone, there are gold pillows for sale on @bestofnextdoor described as “shimmering beige”

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

Have you ever not regretted trying a free sample mascara?

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

This rocks, said single moms everywhere

[Mother Moon ☮︎ @earthygissel]

his father left when he was 12, now he has a YT channel called “Dad, how do I?” to help kids who’re growing up without dads. teaching them basic tasks that you’d usually ask your dad for help on. this is the purest thing 😭

[Sarah Stuckey @SarahStuckarama]

All that fuss, and it turns out my son doesn’t even really use toilet paper....