The Pentagon has failed it's fifth audit in a row after failing to account for 61% of their $3.5 Trillion in assets
But the IRS will demand the average American account for all of their $600 Venmo side hustles
Guess that $800B Pentagon budget won't fund itself🤷♀️
"Where has the Silicon Valley work ethic gone? In my day, engineers at startups used to work 80 hours a week and slept in the office to ensure the company was successful!"
My brother in Christ you run an e-scooter rental app with negative gross profit margins
In the end, Elizabeth Holmes was acquitted of patient-related fraud.
She was found guilty on conspiracy to commit fraud and actual wire fraud against investors.
She's going to prison because she hurt the money men.
Not because she administered fake blood tests to the public.
As explained to me: “you have a limited time to post a picture so people can see what you’re really up to! No gimmicks, no prep. Just you. Being real.”
North Korea just passed a law that allows it to revoke the medical license of doctors who spread “Covid misinformation”.
Sorry for the typo, this law was enacted in California, not in North Korea.
Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks
They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume
Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed
Here’s examples of just how good they were