DJE

Parody account of a real person's life. Or vice versa. You decide.

[DJE @etchasketch119]

Oooof. Unfortunately, my past self is taunting my current self. Base enthusiasm turned out to be a key factor. https://t.co/trLtyB0P20

[DJE @etchasketch119]

Callin this now: if HRC goes more conserv to try for NeverTrump repubs, instead of more liberal to capture Sanders vote, she'll lose in Nov

[Mason Cross @MasonCrossBooks]

My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream...

[DJE @etchasketch119]

GUYS IM GLUED TO THE RESULTS OF THE SPECIAL ELECTION IN #KS04 IS THIS WHAT #RESISTANCE IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE? CARING ABOUT KANSAS?

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[DJE @etchasketch119]

@maddow me! I was waiting! Cheers!
#drinktoforget

[Diana @dmjurgles]

lol rachel maddow reminding people that "dc is a real place where real people live"

[DJE @etchasketch119]

FUCK @DWStweets. How dare she show her face at the Capitol on #Inauguration day? This is her fault.

[DJE @etchasketch119]

But like... Is Kellyanne Conway doing a bit right now? Is that a costume? #Inauguration

[DJE @etchasketch119]

Love @TomiLahren's lack of shame, defending her old tweets as "human" while regularly dehumanizing and "othering" large swaths of the pop

[Capterra @Capterra]

Today's the last day! Take two minutes and help us help @GirlsWhoCode: https://t.co/L07fNWBl3y #STEM #tech #SaaS

[DJE @etchasketch119]

The rest of 2016

[DJE @etchasketch119]

Switched from iPhone to an Android and the anxiety of not knowing whether I'm not getting texts or just no one is texting me is killing me

[DJE @etchasketch119]

@bechter @AmericanAir yo American, can I have my money back?

[DJE @etchasketch119]

@bechter @AmericanAir literally paid so I could board first and wouldn't have to check my carryon. Didn't board first; had to check carry on

[DJE @etchasketch119]

When you pay for priority boarding for the first time ever and @AmericanAir decides to just open all boarding groups at once...😐 #neveragain

[DJE @etchasketch119]

Can we talk about how Blue's Clues is a man interpreting paw prints as his dog trying to communicate clues to a secret riddle? #tinfoilhat

[Hairspray Live! @HairsprayLive]

.@IAMJHUD slays this empowering classic! #HairsprayLive

[DJE @etchasketch119]

#voicesaveali

[DJE @etchasketch119]

I have so many questions. Like is this kid also named Kevin because it's supposed to be the same kid? Or as a really confusing homage? https://t.co/uldrlMW774

[DJE @etchasketch119]

If you've never had the pleasure before, Home Alone 4 is an absolute beautiful disaster of a movie.

[DJE @etchasketch119]

Straight up, they just shot-for-shot attempted a remake of a few iconic scenes of the original, but with a far less likeable kid https://t.co/uldrlMW774

[DJE @etchasketch119]

If you've never had the pleasure before, Home Alone 4 is an absolute beautiful disaster of a movie.