brando

not a cephalopod 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

[brando @bechter]

rip verified brandon, 2016-2023, you definitely deserved that blue checkmark

[alex @alex_abads]

my mayor is muslim
my bagel is jewish
my doctor zizmor
my knicks in four

[brando @bechter]

50% of nyc wearing knicks hats rn

[brando @bechter]

i’ve been fully locked out of my DMs because i cannot for the life of me find or remember my pin. so! if you are the person who recently dmed me, i apologize for not responding, could you please resend once i reset everything

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[brando @bechter]

first firework just went off in bed stuy

[brando @bechter]

knicks

[brando @bechter]

happy pride little monsters

[brando @bechter]

war of the worlds 2005 is to 9/11 as backrooms is to covid (complementary)

[brando @bechter]

saw backrooms

[John Surico @JohnSurico]

In 2023, I interviewed a bunch of cyclists for @Curbed about the growing squeeze crossing the city’s bridges alongside high-speed vehicles. Every subject told me it was only a matter of time before something bad happened. Tragic—but predictable.

https://t.co/RfFeMCj58J

[bangtan lovebot⁷ // you'll do well @wintercherrybom]

My train conductor pulled into 34th St this morning and said “34th Street Penn Station and home of Eastern Conference champions the New York Knicks, stand clear of the closing doors” in a totally neutral voice throughout LMAO

[Nick Benson @nick_benson]

The problem is an outdoor dining law that works for nobody

Putting chairs on the sidewalk or roadway shouldn’t require going to: DOT, community boards, city council, MOCS, the comptroller, and a public hearing, etc.

There isn’t a backlog. Businesses are just stuck in this morass or can’t be approved because they haven’t supplied the mound of paperwork required under the law.

The law must be fixed by the council. @NYCComptroller

https://t.co/OZ5elSoLw8

[brando @bechter]

@JCov1 omg i was totally thinking this was solarpunk cyndi mayweather

[brando @bechter]

who framed roger rabbit really is LA’s version of the power broker

[brando @bechter]

@tamarincrypto 🫶

[brando @bechter]

happy five boro bike tour day it is early and my hands are already cold

[brando @bechter]

ok final 5 boro 2026 thoughts:

- including ride to the start and home, 52.24 miles

- finished the ride itself in 3hrs 8m (a bummer because i was trying to get to less than 3)

- the crosswinds on the bqe and verrazano killed me 🫠 absolutely brutal

ok im going to lie down bye