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NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!
In 2023, I interviewed a bunch of cyclists for @Curbed about the growing squeeze crossing the city’s bridges alongside high-speed vehicles. Every subject told me it was only a matter of time before something bad happened. Tragic—but predictable.
https://t.co/RfFeMCj58J
My train conductor pulled into 34th St this morning and said “34th Street Penn Station and home of Eastern Conference champions the New York Knicks, stand clear of the closing doors” in a totally neutral voice throughout LMAO
The problem is an outdoor dining law that works for nobody
Putting chairs on the sidewalk or roadway shouldn’t require going to: DOT, community boards, city council, MOCS, the comptroller, and a public hearing, etc.
There isn’t a backlog. Businesses are just stuck in this morass or can’t be approved because they haven’t supplied the mound of paperwork required under the law.
The law must be fixed by the council. @NYCComptroller
https://t.co/OZ5elSoLw8
ok final 5 boro 2026 thoughts:
- including ride to the start and home, 52.24 miles
- finished the ride itself in 3hrs 8m (a bummer because i was trying to get to less than 3)
- the crosswinds on the bqe and verrazano killed me 🫠 absolutely brutal
ok im going to lie down bye