Stephanie E Green

Fiction writer. Mother. MFA candidate @warrenwilsonmfa.

[Stephanie E Green @eteffi]

If you have access to a toddler hand, I highly recommend holding it.

[Bones @FrailSkeleton]

Somebody asked who the “horse girls” of men are and after some time considering it the answer is pilots

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@classiclits Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr sent me into an existential tailspin (in a good way?)

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https://t.co/WeMe3RDhaA

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@karianne_joy @flynnslick Surprised more people didn't mention this one!

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@KiKi1185 @flynnslick I agree this is one that I think about over and over but part of me wishes I'd never watched it.

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I know the world is on fire and the amount of global human suffering is off the charts but speaking for myself, having to sit through that Starbucks commercial with the pouring and slurping sounds is one of the greatest trials of my life

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My story "Nojento" was nominated for a Pushcart Prize by @WSRLitJournal and you can read it! Link here. https://t.co/SQ9BwHHM9x

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@annie_raab Thank you so much Annie! ❤️

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

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@brecht_dp @JukedMagazine @ContraryMag @threadcountmag @AscentJournal Ugh, no. I loved working with @JukedMagazine!

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@mollyfleck @stephmurrayyyy Not in my experience! We just moved from dense/walkable area to suburb and the moms here are way more accommodating/normal and I am seeing fewer examples of Extreme/Intensive Parenting. Both areas are very close to DC, for context.

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@jsparkblog I was out to drinks with a friend once and her husband called and said she needed to come home because the baby (not a newborn) wouldn't stop crying and he didn't know what to do. Men: DON'T DO THIS unless it's a medical emergency. FIGURE IT OUT BRO

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@clhubes 5 is definitely an acceptable start time for young kids!

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@clhubes We had this exact same experience with my youngest last year. Had never let her watch or interact with Minnie and yet she was somehow obsessed with Minnie Mouse/asked to be Minnie for Halloween/etc.

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@deestiv They are hilarious and worked like a charm for my oldest until she figured out how to Houdini her way outta there at like 4 months. It was nice while it lasted tho!

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Thinking about Swannanoa, Black Mountain, Asheville, and all the other beautiful towns in WNC that are devastated after Helene. If you can donate, please do. https://t.co/GKxfYRstwz

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@CartoonsHateHer I had this really really bad with my first baby, less so with my second and third. Is it linked to PPA? Because that was also happening, big-time.

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The most basic thing about me is how incredibly jazzed I get for these Mrs. Meyer's limited edition hand soap scents. Tomato vine?! Gingerbread?! COME ON

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

[Stephanie E Green @eteffi]

This is us. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashland @BravesAshland]

I just found out a married couple I know doesn’t have assigned cars. Like they have 2 cars.. but one isn’t his and hers… they just wake up every morning and grab whatever set of keys and go??? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in all my lives????