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Cornell ‘25 | MER ♡

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

What the fuck are you talking about

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

I’m saddened to hear of the passing of Earth’s nemesis, Thanos. While we were often on opposing sides of humanity, for example I thought we shouldn’t arbitrarily eliminate half the population, I respected his commitment to fitness and great taste in jewelry.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

lindsey graham was a warmongering psychopath who devoted his life to ensuring the murder of as many brown children as possible. we deserve an opposition party that prioritizes that aspect of his legacy over the fact that they were travel buddies

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Cuba has outlived Lindsey Graham

[Quel P. @QuelPhew77]

He should be in prison for raping that woman

[dank @cptdankkk]

Jaylen Brown says he used the NBA Players Association instead of hiring an agent for the NBA Draft because they're paid to help players

“When I entered the draft, I didn't have an agent. I'm probably the highest picked selected ever that didn't enter with an agent. When I was evaluating, I went through the whole process and sat with a bunch of people, and what they was offering I ain't really need. It was kind of already slotted, so I leaned on the union a lot more”

“A lot of the agents came and was like, ‘Yeah, we'll move you to L.A. We'll get you a trainer, put some money in your pocket,’ and I was like, ‘For what? Do I gotta give the money back?’ They was like, ‘Nah, but standard agent fee is 4%.’ I'm starting to do the math, and a house, car, and all that, whatever he was offering, is a lot less than what 4% would have been”

“Long story short, the math wasn't mathing for me. I ended up being the third pick. I think because I came in like that, a lot of people, I think it was the agents, they tried to slander my name a little bit, put it in the media that he's too this, he's too that. Ended up backfiring. It all worked out in the end”

“With the union, we pay dues. All the players in the NBA pay dues. We all pay like $10,000 out of our salary that goes to hiring lawyers, hiring staff, CEO, everything that you need to lead a company that works for us. So all of that is our resources that we all pay for, that we agree to. Once I learned that, I just started using it”

“I'm talking about you can get private investigations done. They give referrals for financial advisors. All type of stuff. Foundation wise, health insurance, whatever you need. They have a liaison that's paid to make sure that you get it done. So I put it on their desk like, ‘I need you to get this done.’ And they do because that's their job”

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

this is dei run amuck

those boys haven’t done nearly enough to earn equal pay

[Eric-O @2009Angelese]

Very common theme in the Western world.

[druwop. @inmanparklegend]

top five funniest thing he’s ever done

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

One of Trump’s many awful legacies will be convincing D-List celebrities that they understand politics.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Taxpayers are already subsidizing the airlines with billions of dollars in bailouts and subsidies.

Even private jet flights are subsided with your tax dollars.

So yes, it's time to nationalize the airline industry.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

MAMDANISTAN SWEEP!!! 🧹 🧹 🧹

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. https://t.co/DgkM9RegJ7

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[Fibonacci 🥷 @Fibonacci69]

Karl-Anthony Towns talks about his relationship with Anthony Edwards

"I get so proud when I see him doing well... I feel like a proud big brother, you know, just to see him doing well."

Tommy Alter: What makes him special?

KAT: "His want, his mind... His charisma is what gets people to lean in to hear what he has to say, but I think it's his want to be great that keeps people in his ecosystem."

"It's one thing to attract fans, it's one thing to keep fans, and he's doing that through his play... his play is what's keeping fans there."

"I always want him to be himself... I understand how it is to have people wanting to rip away your aura, your swag, your personality so it can match what they think is success or what they think is cool."

"I always tell him, 'I want you to be yourself as much as possible, and if anything goes wrong, I'll take the blame.'"

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[۟ @JahGoated]

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