ethan

a licky boom boom down

[ethan @ethan66614531]

My life is a bit like cookie clicker but instead of clicking cookies I’m working 10 hours shifts in a chip shop

[ethan @ethan66614531]

There is simply no way

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

Get this in the Olympics

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

Get this in the Olympics

[ethan @ethan66614531]

Don’t get why pigeons run away from cars when it’s literally got wings you’re not taking advantage of this gift

[ethan @ethan66614531]

Can birds fly straight up like a vtol or does it have to have a runway to build up speed

[ethan @ethan66614531]

I might not be the ‘smartest’ or have good ‘grades’ but Oppenheimer did and look how miserable he is in every photo

[ethan @ethan66614531]

The silver lining of being exhausted all the time is that i can basically time travel i close my eyes and wake up somewhere else it’s like a super power.

[ethan @ethan66614531]

@matekREAL

[ethan @ethan66614531]

Just bought a new submarine

[ethan @ethan66614531]

@bruvatime 50/1 odds 2 bets £150 out take the cunt

[ethan @ethan66614531]

Lukaku you actually owe me £25 for that performance

[ethan @ethan66614531]

@yeahimh4ri Only because you can’t eat any takeaways bruv

[ethan @ethan66614531]

Eating out of a bowl with a spoon is like eating out of a bowl with another smaller bowl on a stick

[ghengiskhan @ghengiskhan]

raiding and pillaging small asian towns

[ethan @ethan66614531]

Do rumble strips really work? Today, I am going to be falling asleep on a busy motorway to find out.

[ethan @ethan66614531]

@matekREAL Good luck bruv just be confident chin up high no slang g

[ethan @ethan66614531]

@bruvatime Population control

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@CAFCofficial Longer contract absolutely needed made the team play like a team coyr⚪️🔴