Sleazys House of Fun

The page where intrusive thoughts win🏆Spread the Gospel.

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

This page will now be a collective amount of random thoughts that go from page to page with no revision or proof reading….enjoy

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Well my sister just signed a contract for 5 years making her a model, apparently they said her making 100gs a year is small time. That newly 18yr old kid gonna be the richest one in our fam in decades. Imma mooch so hard

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

@hyatt_noah Apparently that man knew exactly what to do with you

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

I miss living alone, can’t wait for van life

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

I refound my love for skate boarding. While I might have fucked myself up today I will be going back over and over again until I’m goated….also I need hella protective wear cause I be sending shit I have no right sending

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Snapchat alerting you someone is in your area is fucking creepy. Like are they told about this or is it just a random alert they don’t know anything about. No thank you

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Disney adults freak me out

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

@mikxbil Just say you don’t understand how to do it. No one but the rest of the world is gonna judge you

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

You might be able to deadlift 485 for 12 reps but even the water bottle cap wins the first round sometimes

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

The nightly poop that’s built up over the day….talk about oh shit

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Poppyseeds be wild…they can be put into muffins for a dank breakfast food. Or be used to make heroin, talk about versatility

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

2/2 on weekends let’s goooo

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Got my ass ate in a Honda element this weekend. Ain’t no thang

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Thee old dick twist

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We call this “1 beer left at the postgame”

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

@hyatt_noah So you eat ass or what sweet eyes

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

I wanna get a brain scan. Find out what them years in college did to my big ol thinker.

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

They tell you to drink a gallon of water a day! Yet they don’t tell you that you gotta owe like 30x a day

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Ended my trip to SD by shatting my shorts as I got the to the airport…so sick

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

@cgwyn99 Bro that’s a mantaray not a stingray

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

Almost 26 years old and I can’t spell calendar correctly the first go round or without spell check on. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Sleazys House of Fun @ethan_logan2]

You wipe your ass with toilet paper I wipe mine with baby’s wipes with baby sheep on them…we are not the same