Newsman Noah

Taproom @ CC Brewing. Tasting Room @ Talon. Former TV News Anchor/Producer. Wanderer. Pizza Connoisseur. Alabama Native. Big Vest Guy. Tennis enthusiast.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

$500,000 bribe to poison babies feels really….idk, maybe just like not enough money.

Corrupt as it gets.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Abbott donated $500,000 to Trump’s inauguration fund, and now a federal investigation into them has been dropped.

Under the Trump administration, you can poison babies for a price.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

This gross little fucking pig shouldn’t be anywhere near the halls of Congress.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Randy Fine on the housing bill: "My issue was if Elizabeth Warren thinks a bill is great, it probably isn't. The enthusiasm Democrats had for this bill got me spooked. I didn't come to Washington to work with Democrats. I came to Washington to beat them."

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

It’s insane that the GOP midterm platform is, “vote for me and we’ll shield you from any criminal liability”

As always, Mike proving he’s the softest Johnson to ever live.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Mike Johnson: "If we were to lose the midterms, heaven forbid, these Democrats…will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body and they will go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends. Half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. I'll take care of you."

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

It’s always the biggest and “baddest” who turn out to be the largest sponsors of corporate welfare. Fuck the billionaire owners. They’re trying to exploit a city to help their bottom line.

Fuck the McCaskey’s.

[Jackson Thompson @JackThompsonFOX]

Chicago Bears legend Brian Urlacher spoke out against Illinois Democrats for giving billions of dollars to illegal immigrants, while the Bears now plan to move to Indiana because Illinois failed to pass a tax relief and stadium incentive bill.

"They just don't care."

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

Incredibly common warm up stretch.

I loathe the man and don’t think he deserves to be in his position but what kind of fucking criticism is this.

Do better mate.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is our Secretary of a War, Pete Hegseth.

No wonder why we appear to suck at war.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

Maria will hold up the awfulness of a Dem’s private attorney being the wife of a judge who ruled against Trump.

Yet she has no disdain for Trump’s former personal attorney being the Attorney General.

Get fucked, @MariaBartiromo, you disingenuous hypocrite.

[Maria Bartiromo @MariaBartiromo]

The board already approved the name change @kencen the way these judges go after @realDonaldTrump is absolutely sick and the history books will reveal how sick and un American they are -Grow Up & stop wasting everyone's time on your politics
also fyi from @LauraLoomer - Dorothy Ames Jeffress, the wife of Judge Christopher R. Cooper, the Obama-appointed judge who just ordered the removal of President Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center, served as the attorney for both Lisa Page and Nancy Pelosi. yet another example of a “Get Trump” ruling by another leftist activist judge with an anti-Trump wife.
Do they not realize 🇺🇸 wants @realDonaldTrump to win? Stop handicapping him & playing politics

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

LOL

it’s honestly hilarious to hear the mountains of justification that Texas “Christians” are spouting off to justify voting for an adulterous, corrupt piece of shit.

[Robert A. J. Gagnon @RobertAJGagnon1]

This is an absolutely foolish position. Paxton has had one or more affairs, which led to his wife separating from him in 2024 and divorcing him in 2025. He was cleared of bribery charges and had to make restitution to avoid prison time for a charge of securities fraud. So obviously there are problems with him on a personal level. But faced with a choice between him and Talarico, where voters will get one or the other, voters are far better off with Paxton. It is not even remotely close.

Paxton is solidly conservative and Christian in his policy positions, and I don't see him promoting any policies that justify errors in his own personal life or even see him using his office as Senator to brag about such things. Talarico, on the other hand, is a hard-left promoter of LGBTQ immorality and coercion (including a very strong push for transgenderism to minors and regarding males in female private spaces and sports), abortion, illegal immigration (and thus election scamming), restrictions on religious and civil liberty, etc., even trying to persuade people that these are all biblical positions. As a senator, he will promote the appointment of hard-left jurists to the court, which can have a deleterious impact for decades.

Paxton's personal life is unfortunate but, as long as he isn't promoting his mistakes to his constituents, that will have little impact on this and future generations relative to Talarico's possible election. This isn't a preference for power over personal immorality. It is a preference for a person whose personal failings will have a far less adverse moral impact on the nation than the alternative candidate. Of the two candidates the immorality being promoted by Talarico is far more cataclysmic to us all. There literally is no advantage to doing nothing to stop his election, unless one is both a masochist and a sadist.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

These folks would vote for a cold blooded, caught on tape, red handed rapist or murderer if that person espouses their viewpoint.

That boot leather must be tasty.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

Paxton's an adulterous sleazewagon who reeks of corruption & would help Democrats break the filibuster to their advantage. There's nothing virtuous about supporting him. I would never vote for him for an executive office, including the one he currently holds. But electing Talarico gets us one step closer to Court-packing & the whole Democratic package of efforts to shatter the American constitutional system of government permanently beyond repair. Throw in teaching Christians false things about their faith that will cost them their immortal souls, and I'll take Paxton over that any day.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

Jesus Lindsey, just suck the old man’s cock already.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on Bill Cassidy's primary loss

“There's no room in this party to destroy his agenda or to destroy him and his family as a Republican.”

“If you align with Democrats to stop his agenda like Massie does, you’re going to lose. If you align with Democrats to drive him out of office, like Cassidy did, you’re going to lose”.

Source: NBC News/The Hill

Link to article: https://t.co/rgpcmEOkRV

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

This stupid as fuck, jizz stain of a human is knowingly leaving out context.

Grifters gotta grift baby.

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Of 4 million slaves in America in 1860, fewer than 10—not 10%, the number 10—were owned by Republicans. More than 90% of the slaves were owned by Democrats. This crushing fact is left out of the textbooks, unreported by NPR, PBS & the History Channel. Yet it’s undeniably true.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

We’re at the point that the rich feel entitled enough to just steal from the common folks in broad daylight.

[Katherine Faulders @KFaulders]

NEWS -- President Trump is expected to drop his $10 billion lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service in exchange for the creation of a $1.7 billion fund to compensate allies who claim they were wrongfully targeted by the Biden administration, sources tell me @PCCharalambous @alex_mallin https://t.co/tuEUDtJvks

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

One of the best out there, but he don’t play in a power conference, so he’ll never get the respect he deserves

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

It’s more gross that you’re a 54 year old man verbally deepthroating the president.

[Todd Warner @RepToddWarner]

I stand with President @realDonaldTrump. I stand for Tennessee. And I will never apologize for it.

Wore my Trump flag as a cape during the special session and the Democrats started screaming “racist” at me on sight. They don’t know me. Never met me. Just saw the flag and had a meltdown.

That’s the modern Democrat Party in a nutshell.

They smear anyone who stands with President Trump. They’ve called him every name in the book for years. Now they’re doing it to everyday Americans who refuse to bow down. It’s their only move when they can’t win on policy or truth.

They lecture us about “democracy” while they gerrymandered for decades, cheered the 2020 steal, and now cry foul when maps don’t go their way. It’s all an act.

I’ve taken FBI raids, millions in lobbyist attack ads, and every cheap shot the Nashville establishment could throw at me. None of it broke me.

The radical left doesn’t scare me. Their slurs don’t scare me. Their temper tantrums don’t scare me.

Bring it on! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

@DrAubie Grifting cunts are gonna be grifting cunts, no matter what.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

Democrats love to lose. It’s the only logical answer to this bullshit.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

AI is reshaping industries and our economy, and it’s crucial that young people and our workforce are equipped to succeed in this landscape.

Proud to introduce a bipartisan bill with @SenatorRounds to ensure students and educators have the resources they need to harness the power of AI.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

Chuck Schumer is a feckless fucking idiot.

For the love of god there needs to be leadership shake up cause it feels like Chuckie is addicted to losing.

[Stephen Neukam @stephen_neukam]

NEWS — 🌶️🌶️ Spicy fallout from the Janet Mills campaign

With Chuck Schumer facing criticism over his recruitment of Mills, Schumer allies told @NOTUSreports that the issue was in the execution of Mills' campaign.

The Schumer allies pointed to Mills' delayed campaign launch, and said her polling was so poor that it was no guarantee that an intervention from Democratic leadership would have saved her. More aggressive action from Schumer, the sources said, would have been politically controversial.

Insiders describe a campaign that failed to really launch, and in the end met dire financial straits.

A Democratic operative with ties to the race told us that Mills “needed significant money” but “didn’t have it”. One Mills supporter said Mills “just couldn’t make payroll any longer”

👀 So why didn’t Chuck Schumer and party leaders step up to help Mills get through the primary? The operative tied to the race said: “You need to show life if you want a life boat.”

More on how Dems are side eyeing Schumer over his recruitment and support of Mills w/ @Alex_Roarty @ec_schneider @igorbobic (!!)

https://t.co/FrB4UIYIKL

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

Oh look, another bitch Republican who can’t handle interview questions.

The GOP is filled with weak willed cunts who can’t govern despite a majority Congress.

@Meuser4Congress absolutely floundering a 2 minute interview from TMZ because he lacks a spine.

Honestly comical.

[Jim Lokay @Lokay]

TMZ’s @hicharliecotton pressing Rep. Dan Meuser (R-PA) about DHS spending in a way I haven’t seen Hill reporters press in some time.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

He’s worth 260 billion dollars.

He can fuck right off into the sun.

Bullshit crocodile tears.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

“I fled socialism… I don’t want California to end up in the same place.”

Google co-founder Sergey Brin is blasting a proposed billionaire tax as he relocates out of the Golden State, saying the idea echoes the kind of system his family fled decades ago in the Soviet Union.

He’s now based on the Nevada side of Lake Tahoe as the measure heads toward voters — a move he warns could have lasting consequences.

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

The man is getting played like a goddamn fiddle and he’s too stupid to realize.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “When I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. You gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so credible. I stopped 8 wars… I do it the best. I stopped wars that nobody thought—President Putin called me, he said, 'I can't believe you stopped this one and this one.’”

[Newsman Noah @ethan_noah]

Absolutely stupid fucking take.

The private sector actively tries to pay its employees the least amount possible.

Republicans will lie about anything.

[Brent Scher @BrentScher]

Having to take a pay cut when moving from the public to private sector is a pretty good indicator that you were overpaid.