Ethan

“The task of destruction is infinitely easier than that of creation” -Borden Deal ; Revelation 2:9 ; Revelation 3:9

[Lexer @LexerLux]

i HATE how an engineer invented the correct way to write recipes like 20 years ago and nobody else ever used it

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Dak fires it to Ferguson for the first down!

Jake Ferguson:

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

Seeing “lack of agility” and Ceedee Lamb in the same sentence is hilarious 😂😂😂
I don’t think you know what the word means

[Ajay Manickam @AjayTakes]

The lack of elite agility is what keeps CeeDee Lamb and Puka Nacua out of the true top tier of WRs for me.

[Ryan Marotta @RyanJMarotta]

Reminds me of that joke about how a physicist dies and goes to Heaven, upon which he asks God why He made the speed of light as arbitrary as 186,282 miles per second.

“What do you mean?” God replies. “The speed of light is 1.”

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

Fire Christian Parker tonight
Cut (kill?) Dee Winters
Move bland to the slot and hide him
Ask Kenny Clark if he likes being bullied
Give Joey Porter a hazmat suit

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

@Domthgreat Soon people will realize that many of these artists don’t get to decide

Kendrick drops when they say to drop

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

I hated doing Gaussian elimination.. he went to the NFL and THEN improved its accuracy?? 🤣🤣
God doesn’t play fair

[Ethan Epperly @ethanepperly]

John Urschel just showed that the growth factor for Gaussian elimination with partial pivoting is ~n^{1/2} with high probability, resolving a long-standing conjecture of Nick Trefethen! https://t.co/FraoYI6yh2

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

@Domthgreat Fact
he’s been giving the East belt for a decade man, go relax please 😂

[Mike🏴‍☠️ @DallasBTA]

Cowboys win and fox changes to a Jalen Hurts fumble and pick immediately

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

Guy is so fat it’s crazy

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

Complex tried calling “Iceman” album of the year and you can clearly see how the people voted and told them FOH.

Yet you have Ak up there trying to give alternative facts just like a MAGA.

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

Blunt blowin

[I†ACHI.永 @erenwasrightt]

Best Lil Wayne song of all time, but you’re NOT allowed to say;

“6 Foot 7 Foot”
“A Milli”
“Lollipop”
“Mr. Carter”
“Let the Beat Build”
“Hustler Musik”
“Tha Mobb”
“Carter II”

What’s your pick?

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

This guy just said only 11.4B streams
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Godswill Red @GodswillRed]

Drake dropped 3 albums in ONE DAY + a deluxe.

Kendrick dropped ZERO projects.

And Kendrick is still only 11.4B streams behind Drake. 😭

Y’all really want to use streams as the only argument?

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

@MarcusMouthhug @Domthgreat Plz someone look at this bot account bro how are they still doing this 😂😂😂😂

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

@Domthgreat 🤝
Lowkey think the Free Gaza tease is a subtle nod to MJs Free Palestine song that was never released
Later the same year his pedophilia allegations started (1993)

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

Right after Diddy got exposed

He kicked the shit off w a Mike Jack bar , knowing he was going to “close it” by calling him a pedophile

They made it so obvious lmao

[Do〽️ @Domthgreat]

The desensitization of pedophilia really gonna be Kendrick’s legacy from now on smh hate to see it

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

Been saying this shit for so long 😂😂
Dak has always had to play perfect or it’s his fault , never been treated fairly at all

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I just want to make sure I'm following this correctly. The Cowboys have a top-10 offense, bottom-3 defense. And if they don't succeed, we're blaming the offense? The math ain't mathing." - Mina Kimes baffled by Stephen A. Smith

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

a. Some of these are legit just made up
b. There is no way that after 3 games these numbers are very meaningful, too match up dependent w not enough of a sample size

[Charton @itsCharton]

NFL WEEK 4 CHEAT SHEET

Data are from this season

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

@BooBakerBiz @thestaggieman Thank you 😂😂
Consensus preseason rankings are always so far off end of season rankings…but the twitter guys are supposed to bat a thousand lol

[h1ghju1ce @h1ghju1ce]

I identified another one today: someone you know well sends you a message, with either a generous offer of their time, or a favour, or they tell you about something bad that's happened to them.

The desire to reply with the exact right wording, phrase , to let them know you understand how greatful/sympathetic you are is overwhelming, so I put it off, and off again..... But days later they now worry that I don't care at all 😔, the paradox is that I cared too much , about getting it "right"

[Ethan @ethan_rector]

@drayknowball @LeBrads_ It’s also the fact people are foaming at the mouth over Ollie… will be very underwhelming given the lofty expectations imo