Ethan Benoit

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@RossRead Top Notch in Beverly

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@HaydenWinks @JakobSanderson Can we drop Bill at this point?

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@ShaneSparksBTN @hoagieboyhidlay @ESPNPlus Matcast was awesome with you two on the call this weekend. I hope they have you and @hoagieboyhidlay for years to come. Great job!

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

They were generally accepted

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@CNviolations @RXFrench @SEARS_tower12 @shack_steward @itscody94 go trains!

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@shack_steward @wifekisser303 Ron Uzbekistan

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@itscody94 @shack_steward @IowaChill @SEARS_tower12 @RXFrench

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

You better believe Army and Navy were also favored on the road in 1945. 🫡🇺🇸

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@SEARS_tower12 @itscody94 I heard he does not discriminate. Couches of all fabric can get it.

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

Snowflake alert 🚨🚨🚨

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Just to review: someone on Twitter made up a story about JD Vance having sex with a couch and now that totally made up story is being used on stage by the Kamala campaign to mock Vance. This is honestly one of the dirtiest things I’ve ever seen a presidential campaign do. These people are pure evil.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

Master Hand on his way to whoop Mario’s ass:

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

It’s the beginning of May and Sox fans are already punching themselves in the balls. What are they gonna be doing to themselves in July?

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@shack_steward I don’t think most of the world ever considers themselves giant pussies either though. It sucks, it’s harsh but it’s not our fault most of the world is filled with soy boys.

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

“Banana bread at work” being left off when it should’ve been a top 4 seed is inexcusable.

[The Bracket @BracketPod]

What do you think should win the bracket of things that make us say “Hell Yea”?

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@shack_steward @NirvanaM1nd Why is everything a fucking thread now too? @elonmusk you ruined Twitter cheese dick.

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

Fucking narcs

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

All my 399 homies are shaking in their boots…

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Self driving building Janitor.

Cleans all bathrooms in a multistory building…

Unassisted.

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@kashjoace Jack is absolutely cracked on the sticks

[Ryan @Ryanmcc_9]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

[Ethan Benoit @ethanbenoit13]

@RXFrench @SEARS_tower12 @shack_steward @John_Bastian @barstoolsports