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[Ethan @ethancrago]

Dying? In THIS economy?? Couldn't be me

[💐 @Iamujer_]

five of you stand before me but i only have four at-home rapid covid tests in my hands

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

at this point the amount of nothing the democrats are doing is sort of impressive. at all the jobs i hated, i would at least pretend to have excel open on my computer when someone walked by

[Corddaryl Woodford @Corddaryl]

Biden I just got a email about my student loans. They telling me the payment pause on student loans ends at the end of January. I’m going to have them email and call you because something must be wrong. I swear you told us you was canceling student loan debt.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

In the wild, a raccoon has a life expectancy of about 2 to 3 years, but in captivity, a raccoon can live up to 20 years. It's time to bring them all inside.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Bring back the 90 minute movie I’m tired man.

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Villanova has an admission rate of 25% but an elevated court has these kids SHOOK https://t.co/sPXYq4byki

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

November 1st:

[AndieIsOnline @AndieIsOnline]

finally stood up to my boss last night!!!

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

facebook is down bc aunt debbie was about to finish her vaccine research and blow this whole thing wide open

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Rewriting my same untouched to do list from yesterday on a new page then taking a little break

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at