ethanfeldman

magnets function because unpaired electrons that spin in the same direction create lines of magnetic domains

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

Not to mention my band BIG MILK is hosting third annual BIG SHOW at the Bovine with BIG FIST and BIG EVIL… L
$10 adv no fees https://t.co/RPXc84njng

[Scott Fox @ScottFoxonair]

This Saturday (August 22) will be a big test of transit infrastructure in Toronto and the GTA:

Rogers Centre - Ed Sheeran
Rogers Stadium - B.T.S.
RBC Amphitheatre - Hugel
Scotiabank Arena - Asake
BMO Field - Argos vs Tiger-Cats
CNE Bandshell - Lights
plus: opening weekend of the CNE

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@blogTO @2cheee

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@ColinDMello @6ixbuzztv Supposedly @nikitabier is supposed to be enforcing rules about content theft on the app

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@TerryDiMonte @steffanwatkins https://t.co/qomGJeZnR2

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@toymachinesh @hausofdecline :( we have too many shows booked in May already :((( love handlebar tho will probably come for a beer

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

No thanks

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@CDNprojections I got halfway through @MarkBourrie’s book before he was still leader of the opposition

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@1800ghostman Upstairs at the Rats Nest if you’re playing drums

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@toymachinesh Excellent post, thanks!

[Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox]

I think Avi Lewis should go on Joe Rogan

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

Do NOT encourage my band BIG MILK on March 18 at Houndstooth in Toronto as we celebrate our sixth birthday

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Don’t go see local bands, you’ll just encourage them.

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@scuderiaastefan @AlfKebab

[Avery Edison @aedison]

I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

y’all know i’m Canada down

[Exclaim! @exclaimdotca]

Steve's Music is closing most of its locations after 50 years in business
https://t.co/adxkJzendE

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

y’all know i’m Canada down
(RIP @stevesmusic)

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

BIG MILK is going on a ROAD TRIP
FRI FEB 13 BURLINGTON at THE BLOCK CO
MON FEB 16 RIZZFEST HAMILTON at OOEY GOOEY’S

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@hausofdecline I play in a punk band called BIG MILK that has been kicking around Toronto for years. We’d be thrilled to support you. https://t.co/rwEc0O6Suv for everything and a music video here too: https://t.co/BHy0PpXXSi <33333

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@1800ghostman @BenMulroney @joe_warmington One of the strangest segments of @MarkBourrie’s book was describing PP’s love for custom bespoke suits, but there’s a decades long trail of evidence to the contrary

[ethanfeldman @ethanfeldman]

@Canada My band BIG MILK wrote a song about this.
It’s called BIG MILK
https://t.co/BHy0PpXq2K