Ethan Hall

basically the dad from Calvin and Hobbes

[Ethan Hall @ethanhatesthis]

You don’t know what loneliness is until your mom starts ending your phone calls.

[Ethan Hall @ethanhatesthis]

@khalidi79397 It’s worth pointing out that literally all of that is also true of ashkenazi Jews. Jews are from the Levant, period.

[Lisa Goldberg @lisagoldbergpr]

Stand-Up Comics Are Divided Over the Growing Presence of Crowd Work - The New York Times ⁦@gabbyisbryan⁩ ⁦@ethanhatesthis⁩ ⁦@SopanDeb⁩ ⁦@nytimes⁩ https://t.co/g7NQ9i3l3B

[Ethan Hall @ethanhatesthis]

The greatest coke ad of all time

[Josh Feldman ג'וש פלדמן @joshrfeldman]

After 8 months in captivity, Noa Argamani is enjoying a bottle of coke with her dad Yaakov. Look at those smiles.

[Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer]

Prediction: in 2524, Spain will apologize.

[Ethan Hall @ethanhatesthis]

@OptimumHelp no internet service in Brooklyn. No notice, information, or support from optimum. Can I get a little help or should I call Verizon?

[Hussein Aboubakr Mansour @HusseinAboubak]

I remember there was a time, not long ago, when Syrians, Yezidis, and Kurds were being actually genocided, and Yemeni children were actually starving
I don't, however, remember protests, dissent in the U.S. government, uproar in the UN, and fears of effects on U.S. elections.

[Haviv Rettig Gur @havivrettiggur]

If students aren’t expelled for this behavior, @UCBerkeley is complicit in a crime.

If university administrators can’t summon the courage to end this kind of persistent, systemic abuse on their campus, they must resign and hand their positions to people who can.

[Haviv Rettig Gur @havivrettiggur]

“Somebody who donates vast amounts of money to sick children wouldn’t hire our privileged illiberal student activists, so we were forced to terrorize those children at a cancer hospital so the world understands We. Will. Not. Be. Silenced.”

Did I understand this correctly?

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

It's funny how some people who rarely if ever condemn terrorists who unlawfully launch rockets at civilians across borders, take great offense at launching drones at the terrorist leaders responsible (by their own admission) for launching those rockets.

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

"Just say 'Jewish', Saira, this is taking forever".

[Maya Goldin @maya_goldin]

Quick reminder: Losing a war doesn't mean you're experiencing genocide. It just means you shouldn't have started the war in the first place

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

I see we’ve entered the “actually the hostages love Hamas” discourse. 🙃🙃🙃

[Mosab Hassan Yousef @MosabHasanYOSEF]

The suffering and death of many Palestinians throughout the 70-year-long Arab-Israeli conflict is mostly the outcome of the Arab continuous attempts to annihilate the state of Israel. Instead of investing their resources to build a Palestinian nation.
Please notice, that the majority of the Arab-Israeli wars were initiated by Arabs, not Israel.
The Palestinian blood is on the hands of the corrupt Palestinian leadership, who have been initiating suicidal wars, and gambling with children's blood to serve foreign entities like Iran. The recent war in Gaza is a living example of this absurd and sad reality.

[Conor Friedersdorf @conor64]

Ultimately unknowable, but I wonder what percentage of the *Bin Laden was right* people think J.K. Rowling is a monster.

[GaS Digital Network @gasdigital]

Tonight at 9pm Spit Roast returns to @TheStandNYC! Get tickets here: https://t.co/ULeKyBcSwG

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[justcomenyc @justcomenyc]

Tues. 4/18 don't fuck it up! come to The Graham at 8:30 for stand up from

@iamrohancoolguy
@ethanhatesthis
@clairebearpears
@mattkoff
@CarmenLagala
& @AmamahSardar!

151 Meserole Street, Brooklyn / $10 suggested donation
https://t.co/S0XM31rXJL

[Good For You! Comedy @GoodForYouNYC]

Awesome lineup this Saturday
@this_is_alon hosts
@JayJurden
@emmyblotnick
@DSGermain
@wilfredpadua
@ethanhatesthis & more!
At the Cobra Club in Bushwick
Doors at 7. Show at 8
Free show. No drink min. Cheap drinks!

[Ethan Hall @ethanhatesthis]

@Jason_Chatfield @cathywilcox1 Viva la revolucion

[Ethan Hall @ethanhatesthis]

@Jason_Chatfield I reject your assertion that your ass-handing lacked ceremony

[Ethan Hall @ethanhatesthis]

The people making fun of Kanye running again clearly learned nothing from that White House Correspondents Dinner