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[brian @bagchasinbrian]

I wanna eat her ass

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

They’re taking away healthcare. AI is stealing jobs. Corporations are allowed to poison food and water again. They’re slashing education. They’re starting endless wars in multiple countries. He’s using our money to build a ballroom. He’s manipulating the market. They’re dividing the country even more with a gerrymandering war. He is taking bribes in broad daylight. And they still haven’t released the full Epstein files. This is objectively the worst and most corrupt administration in history.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

gateway drug. before you know it you'll be smoking pipe dreams and shooting up shoulda woulda coulda

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera.

[おかちゃん@H.S GARAGE @HSGARAGE1]

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに

「big booty Latina」

という新しい言葉を覚えた

[_Trav_A @Trav_A_22]

Between this and Winona bouncing her milkers off of jamaraqueer and him not liking it. I don’t know man, it’s like my wife isn’t even trying.

[big ounce @_bigounce]

Texans fans watching the OL actually getting taken care of the past several months

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

bald head ass gets whatever he wants eating wings kissing keke palmer what the fuck ever bro

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Scooby Doo when he sees a gay person.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Annual reminder that we have ZERO idea what we're talking about as football fans when it comes to the draft

[SVDDEN DEATH @svddendeath]

this is MY day

[Figgy Fig @TheFiggyFig]

I’m not sure if Robert Earl Davis Jr.’s family is getting any of the money Supreme will make from this. If they aren’t, consider supporting directly by buying merch from the Screw Shop instead 🙏🏾

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Wyatt Teller’s son called him going to the Texans back in late January. Ball knower.

🎥 @carlyteller (TikTok)

[ᴄᴏᴅᴇɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴄʜᴇʟs @chelsea_c7]

But wait a Liquid Stranger set in the sunshine with my friends would actually heal every part of me

[Apolitical @Apolitical3678]

This man literally just said “Nobody wants to fight for Israel” a perfectly sane, peaceful, and First amendment allowed statement, and is attacked by a platoon of police and a Senator for voicing this opinion.

This is what happens when jews control your country

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

I can’t even take a piss without someone turning the ball over in this game

[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!

Winner will be picked at 5pm CST.

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Goalpost moving on Texans playoff wins by the public & opposing fanbases so far:

Browns

-Before: Flacco is an MVP candidate, will torch you. Best defense in the league.
-After: You beat an old Joe Flacco who sucks, and the defense was injured and on the road.

Chargers

-Before: Best defense in the league. Herbert is elite.
-After: The defense actually sucks, and Herbert has no WRs, no OL, no RB, and no OC.

Steelers

-Before: Aaron Rodgers is the GOAT, will dice you up. DK is a freak.
-After: Rodgers is a 42-year-old man and DK is trash.