ethan 🦞

gogurt enthusiast | Hearts of Pine ✍️ @blazingmusket

[ethan 🦞 @ethankahn28]

it’s so awesome that there’s no way to check if this is true lolll

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

ANT LIKED THIS TWEET. 😭😭😭

[ethan 🦞 @ethankahn28]

@AndyRobsonTips dorgu plays him on

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

I think the city of Seattle is a social experiment on how 1 city can ruin my life

[Pull up shoot @NElGHT_]

This ring really changed my life they blew a 3-1 lead and I kinda just forgot about it

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Basically my timeline the last 2 days

[nugget chef (mayor of the 209) @jayhaykid]

There is an almost unlimited pool of wildly overqualified people available to run a baseball team and these idiots picked a guy who is such a bad communicator he needs an English-to-English translator.

[ethan 🦞 @ethankahn28]

Pep Guardiola’s bravest tactical tweak yet: starting the game with 10 men https://t.co/Ni9WS8Qbg0

[Visible Cow @barnaclebucket]

I can't believe Timothee Chalamet insinuated that ballet and opera are no longer relevant in mainstream culture and that he hopes cinema doesn't end up the same way. Does he know how offensive that is to me, a person who likes misinterpreting things and getting angry about them

[Nordstream Rack @IrateMaxwell]

Is it possible to become one of these annoying diaspora exiles but for the US? Just going on Chinese state TV every night and ranting about my lived experience under the Trump regime and how the American people are begging President Xi to fire the missiles

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

John Harbaugh doing a “Larry David at the end of a Curb episode” look as he gets the news alert about the Buffalo job opening up as he tours the Giants facilities.

[izzy @01NCUBUS]

you’ll be watching stranger things thinking “damn this show is a lot dumber than i remember” then gaten matarazzo and joe keery will have a scene together and it’ll be the best piece of television youve ever witnessed

[Real App @realapp]

Real Fam 🚨

We are giving away 200 Rax! 🎄

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HO HO HO 🎅🏼

[Jake. @YedIin]

Complaining about “historical accuracy” in The Odyssey

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

🚨 Pro Bowl voting is officially OPEN 🚨

1 Repost = 1 #ProBowlVote

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[ethan 🦞 @ethankahn28]

@TA1297 he’s a victim

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

He's going to win because in a perverse reversion of Hitler having to adopt socialist aesthetics to win the average German, Platner adopting Nazi aesthetics will win the average American.

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

They cancelled the coolest fucking video game ever because our current “political climate” would cause backlash for a game about killing.. racist terrorists

That’s where we’re at btw

[ethan 🦞 @ethankahn28]

@BengalYouTube @DaddyDimmuTv Gene why are you Jamaican

[ethan 🦞 @ethankahn28]

@Brett_Pats CANNOT happen