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Dear @TimHortons you've had how many camp days and still no s'mores doughnut?

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Believes the earth is a sphere AND doesn't know who Kubrick is. Clearly displaying their intelligence.

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Yet still no maple syrup filled doughnut. Smdh @TimHortons

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Who wants to be king? It's like Ragnar knows got is starting

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Hook the defibrillator up to my head

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Is this a gay joke RT @SeanRicany: Quality shit made, folded and packaged by the homies.

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What do you mean the 2000s and 2010s are different decades

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Still no eclairs or sugar twists. Smh RT @TimHortons: All wrapped up in chicken bacon ranch

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Be a lot cooler if panama papers was a palindrome

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Braid so poorly gonna have dreads in a month

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Thanks to that new algorithm my feed is nothing but maternity portraits

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Edibles and wine good combo

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More like Harry Plotholes

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Was hitler a robot?

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The durmstrang institute's located in Scandinavia but they arrive at hogwarts in a boat that isn't a viking longship & dress like Russians?

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When I die soak my pyre with glenfiddich instead of oil

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Cool dream and the wake up was funnier than the last few times. Tryin to yell at aliens, punching a wall and scaring the piss out of my cat

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

rt if you like animals and nature and shit more than people

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3rd night off of cannabis and an hour into sleep (6am) experiencing sleep paralysis. How do you even get into rem sleep that quick

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Pretty cows (the moover)