@Ubisoft@UbisoftSupport thank you for ruining my weekend, I’ve have been trying to play siege with my friends and you’ve taken everything from me. #notcool
Gen. Matthias Nagy—
Scouts have returned from York City with news of fabled beasts. Giant Men. Their leader, Chief SaQuads, is reknown for lower body drill sessions.
We must Unleash the Akiem before they reach the Pier of Navy.
Though they are Giants, we are Monsters.
—MT
Gonna group FaceTime with @teehiggins5, @ajgreen_18@boutdat_23 & @WatchJRoss before tomorrow nights game, will urge them to eat McDonald’s & take half of a viagra pill to ensure success 🐅