Ethan Miller

Chicago comic (aka bartender) super bad at Twitter sooooo I’m surprised you’re reading this. the only comic without a podcast.

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

To all dozen people who may not have my on any other social media! Come out tonight! Come laugh and support a good cause! 8pm @LincolnStation

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

People keep shitting on guys named Kyle but I think it’s because people forget there are full grown adults named Randy.

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

@AlexSchmidty I can’t make it to your show tomorrow in Chicago... but I will be working the bar next door if you’d like a beer on me!

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@indiezebra I remember mine... one day we’ll have to compare weirdest days.

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@DailyZeitgeist I want a T-Shirt that just says AKA on it and I don’t know why

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

I spent about 45 minutes at a #C2E2 afterparty and I’ve never cared about anything as much as any of these people care about #nerdshit

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

#hottake: kale is cultural appropriation. We just late to the greens game.

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

Eating healthy food just feels like my body saying “that was indeed food”

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

Hot take: the solo beard is every bit as creepy as the solo stache.

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Pro tip: if your eating some hot chicken then have to go to the bathroom wash your hands both before and after.

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

Now the Del Torro won an Oscar can he actually get a game made, even if it’s a fish dating simulator I just want something. #ptisdead #fishsex #oscars

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

@soIoucity French toast crunch is the jam I think it gets an honorary with Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

@brentalfloss Also that tweet sounded way more pretentious and angry than it meant to be.

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

@brentalfloss That is fair I guess it’s pretty obvious I don’t understand that love.

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@brentalfloss if I send you all the stuff to make a real Marg and a video teaching you how to make it will you stop drinking the #abomination that is a malt liquor canned marg #trendslikethese

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The following companies have cut ties with the NRA over the last 24 hours.

- Enterprise
- Wyndham
- Metlife
- Hertz
- Best Western
- First National Bank
- Alamo
- National
- Symantec
- Chubb
- SIRVA

#BoycottNRA

The list is growing!! RETWEET to show support!!

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

I wanna start a podcast called Talk-Sick Masculinity. I’m pretty sure it’ll be a news show about extreme sports but I’ll take pitches for ideas.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

It’s always good to come home.

Alberta native Paul Postma reunited with his dog Copper after practice this afternoon in Calgary. 🐶 🐻

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

@hulu I have tried to cancel my account multiple times over the last year but you continue to bill me. I want my money back.

[Ethan Miller @ethanstandsup]

So method man and red man are playing the Xgames? Surrounded by white guys with dreads seems like the modern demo for wutang