ethan swanson

[Angel G. @EusebiusOfRome]

"Men used to go to war"

And women used to be virgins before marriage yet here we are

[² 🇬🇭 @ST0L3NBYVAND0]

@ShamsCharania YESSSSS OUT MY LEAGUE

[² 🇬🇭 @ST0L3NBYVAND0]

@russwest44 @Seankellytfm WESTBRICK FINALLY OUT MY LEAGUE

[ethan swanson @ethanswanson01]

@UnitedStandMUFC @SportsPeteO At this point I’m gonna be the third midfielder

[Phelzzz @phelliphelli18]

bro 💔

[Glazers out @Glazerspissoff]

Hey let’s do it

[Howling Nigger @Howling_Nigger]

Jesus Christ

[Basin @ItzBasin]

Oh hell nah

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Jose saying he could have took the United job instead of Moyes....That one sliding doors moment WOULD have changed the last 13 years. No way we'd have been as shit as we have if we'd got prime Jose in straight after Sir Alex

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

I don’t even know what to say. Suffocate me?

[Ollie @oliver_pur42436]

@Richard99433468 I wouldn't worry about goldbridge id worry about the owners of the club who are a disgrace, bit strange

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐒𝐙𝐍 ✪💫 @HoodiCarr]

Y’all ever think about how this was ADs last game as a Laker

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Rashford and Cunha on left
Dorgu back to left back
Mbuemo, Cunha, Rashford can cover up front
No longer need LB or back up striker
Glazernomics

[Teca @teca_nextgen]

I rlly fell in love w a hoe wtf

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

One man’s 2 years relationship is another man’s one night stand.

[JBT @UtdJBT]

11 positions for 90 minutes

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

@bethTmufc Yeah about 7 top signings

[. @EmmanuelCAdigwe]

Watching United play on MUTV is like watching state-sponsored propaganda TV.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Remember when INEOS sacked 450 employees, cancelled Christmas parties, lunch boxes, Sir Alex Ferguson's ambassadorial role and cut other costs under the excuse that it would free up more money for new signings?

That was a funny joke, wasn't it? They're now spending even less than before but continue defending them 👏🏻.