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[Tang @ethbloom]

@instagram maybe tell me before I write a beautifully written and fact checked essay, that @dicknuts76 cannot be mentioned. Would save me a lot of time.

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@AlecStapp @fuckyouiquit

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@Olivia_Rodrigo ‘s music slaps taint. She is a young Haley Williams, I welcome you to try and change my mind

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@cvspharmacy You’re like the ex that wont stop contacting me. Like no I don’t want that prescription I told you I didn’t want it over txt why are you calling me about it!

[Tang @ethbloom]

Same

[whitey biggavelli @WhiteyBiggavel]

I block 9 numbers a day calling about “my cars extended warranty”

[litquidity @litcapital]

Pfizer vaccine news got the market double cheeked up on a Monday

[Tang @ethbloom]

@puorilife whats good with this, I keep on getting shorted magnesium! And Fish oil in some cases!

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@DatPiff @davebspacedot

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[Tang @ethbloom]

@Spotify whats good with your app, wont even open on my phone

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@piki___

[Tang @ethbloom]

We are living out the plot of planet of the apes. Pandemic killing humans while we send people into space. If the monkeys start speaking, you herd it here first.

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

i wanna get my ears pierced but im scared of having too much Sex

[brown guy fieri @jeremygratil]

IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "GUY FIERI NUDES", DONT CLICK IT. ITS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK

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@alex_gorky9 Disrespectful

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@Ames55 Way to spoil the season finale