110 million views on Instagram $BEAR (Surfer Bear).
The last time an animal getting viral like this, $PENGUIN hit $175M.
Be careful, there are a few clones out there!
✅The only legit CA:
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Everyone still calling $STONKBROKERS “just an #NFT project” is looking at the pixel art and completely missing the infrastructure. 🔎
This isn’t another PFP bag with a Discord and hopium. This is a full DeFi suite on Robinhood Chain, community-owned, fee-generating, RWA-yielding infrastructure that happens to wear a 4,444-piece NFT skin.
Built by @ClutchMarkets and @OxSimpleFarmer. 🔝
👉🏻The surface layer people see:
4,444 unique pixel stockbroker NFTs. Fully minted. Floor has cooked. People trade them. That’s the JPEG layer.
👉🏻What it actually is:
Each StonkBroker is an ERC-6551 token-bound account. That means every single NFT is a real on-chain wallet. At mint it got seeded with tokenized stocks (the actual Robinhood Chain RWAs — AAPL, NVDA, AMZN, TSLA, GME, etc.). You can withdraw those anytime. The NFT doesn’t just “represent” ownership. It is the wallet. 💰
Sitting on top of that is the Anvil NFT AMM - Clutch’s clean fractionalization engine. No janky 404 tax. Flat 666,666 $STONKBROKER per broker + ETH fee. Swap in or out of the vault, snipe specific numbers, lend against them, borrow against them. Every trade pays a fee. 70% of those fees get swapped into real stock tokens and airdropped straight into the activated brokers’ wallets. Weighted by activation tier.
Activation itself burns 50% of the $STONKBROKER you spend. Higher tiers = higher weight in the distributions. Deflationary pressure meets real yield. Clock In is permissionless - any wallet can trigger the distribution when the pot fills. Gas is cheap. The stocks land in the TBA wallets automatically.
We’ve already seen hundreds of thousands in actual stock-token distributions hit activated brokers in the early weeks. Not points. Not “future airdrop.” Real $NVDA, $AMZN, $AAPL, $MSFT, $COST, $RDDT, etc. compounding inside the NFT wallets while dividends and splits update the on-chain multiplier.
👉🏻The bigger picture: collective ownership of the Stonk Exchange
The 4,444 brokers + $STONKBROKER holders collectively own and curate the entire Stonk Exchange:
• Stonk Launcher (token launchpad with bonding curves, fixed price, auto Uniswap V3 liquidity, fee splits, staking vaults) • vDEX (vote-directed DEX / pools / LP) • Covered-call options desk • Broker Box (live stock-token gachapon) • Safety Deposit Box (Hashlock-certified liquidity locker) • Loans, referrals, special projects that must pair ≥50% of starting LP with $STONKBROKER
This is a flywheel. Trading on Anvil funds stock distributions → people activate and buy more $STONKBROKER → more volume → more fees → more stock airdrops. Launchpad volume and special projects create constant buy pressure on the token. Everything routes back into the same ecosystem. 🧠
#Robinhood Chain is already doing serious RWA volume with real stock tokens. StonkBrokers sits right in the middle of that: the fun on-ramp, the yield layer, and the community-owned launchpad/DEX that can keep capturing fees long after the initial mint hype fades.
Most people will keep treating it like a JPEG collection until the Stonk Launcher and vDEX go live. By then the “just an NFT” crowd will be buying the top of something that was never just an NFT.
This is ownership of the desk, not just a seat at it. Clock in. 🤝
I have never seen a $50k mcap token like $DIVVY, listed on Coingecko after just 48 hours since its launch. This tells me one thing: the dev is well connected, and sooner or later, cabal will shill this to you. You can front run them now or…stay poor.
Divvy is now a launchpad: https://t.co/UbloXFymwH
Until today, $DIVVY’s trading fees bought real tokenized stocks and handed them to holders. NVDA, TSLA, AAPL, & more landing in your wallet with nothing to claim and nothing to stake.
Now anyone can point that same machinery at a token of their own.
Launch on Divvy Pad, pick up to 3 stocks for your basket index, and every swap of your token buys them for everyone holding it.
Of the volume your token trades:
→ 0.5% buys stocks for your holders
→ 0.5% goes to you, the creator
→ 0.5% buys back and burns $DIVVY
→ 0.3% to the protocol
The split is fixed by the program. No instruction exists that changes it, for creators or for us. You cannot cut your holders’ rewards after they buy, and neither can we.
The whole supply goes into the pool. Liquidity is locked permanently at launch. The fee position belongs to the launch itself, not to the creator, so nobody can withdraw the fee stream once people have bought in.
Launch a token in about a minute!
$DIVVY is shipping innovative solutions for the whole #Solana chain. I don’t know how long $DIVVY will stay under $1M mcap. It’s still weekend, most people are still sleeping on $DIVVY. The smart and connected ones are taking positions right now…
$PERPSPAD is the first-mover launchpad on Solana for real perp-backed tokens. Sitting at only ~$300k mcap! This is an easy $50M bet. Do the math. 💰💰💰
Most launchpads just spit out memes with a bonding curve and hope for the best. PerpsPad does something fundamentally different: every coin launched runs a live leveraged perpetual (traded on the Phoenix CLOB through Imperial), owned by that coin’s own on-chain sub-wallet.
Why this is actually new on Solana 👇🏻
•Trading fees continuously feed the perp position.
•A slice of those fees buys back and burns supply (both the launched token and $PERPSPAD).
•The position stays open for the life of the token.
•Result: a real flywheel — more launches → more volume → stronger positions → more buybacks/burns → sustained value accrual instead of pure pump-and-dump.
They’re already expanding beyond pure perps into tokenized stocks and RWAs. You can launch a meme paired with a real stock position, and creators get paid in the tokenized stock itself. That’s new primitive territory.
Early signs the flywheel is working 👇🏻
•$1M+ cumulative volume already smashed.
•Meaningful burns (community posts citing double-digit % of supply gone in the early phase).
•Active builder (@ADPthegreat / @PerpsPadfun) shipping constant technical updates, fee switches for creators, better routing, and stock/RWA pairings.
•Still sitting at micro-cap levels while the Solana perps meta is heating up hard.
Pumpfun defined the pure meme era. PerpsPad is trying to define the perp-backed / real-yield meme era on Solana - tokens that actually have a heartbeat tied to live leveraged markets instead of pure narrative.
First-mover advantage in a new asset class on the fastest chain is rare. This one is live, shipping, and aligned with the exact direction Solana is pushing (on-chain perps + RWAs).
✅ CA: PerPsCe2SJ7Q25CN4R5TTX4fmBdmknE2hQmqCt96fHL
The first launchpad on #Solana focused on launching tokens backed by stocks, RWAs, and perps. $PERPSPAD @PerpsPadfun is a first mover, and I am sure degens will love it. You are early, anons.
Ok, Viking Quant, what are the Uniswap v4 Hooks everyone is talkin’ about?
It’s a feature that turns #Uniswap into a programmable liquidity platform. Before #v4, every pool was basically the same shape. You got concentrated liquidity, fixed fee tiers, and that was it. Want dynamic fees? On-chain limit orders? TWAMM? Custom oracles? MEV redistribution back to LPs? You had to fork the whole protocol or build clunky external wrappers. Hooks change that completely.
Hooks are external smart contracts that get attached to a pool at creation time. Think of them as plugins that the PoolManager calls at precise points in a pool’s lifecycle. Each pool can have one hook. One hook contract can serve unlimited pools. The PoolManager only calls the functions the hook is allowed to implement - those permissions are literally encoded in the least significant bits of the hook’s address. This is both a gas optimization and a security boundary.
Developers can implement any subset of these:
•beforeInitialize / afterInitialize
•beforeAddLiquidity / afterAddLiquidity
•beforeRemoveLiquidity / afterRemoveLiquidity
•beforeSwap / afterSwap
•beforeDonate / afterDonate
There are also flags for returning balance deltas (so hooks can do custom accounting, take fees, or modify amounts). Because of v4’s singleton architecture + flash accounting, these callbacks are cheap and powerful. The hook can read state, enforce rules, mint points, adjust fees on the fly, push excess tokens somewhere, or even implement completely different pricing curves - all without touching the core protocol.
Real things people are already building:
•Dynamic fees that react to volatility or volume
•Fully on-chain limit / take-profit orders
•TWAMM (time-weighted average market maker) that slices large orders over time
•Points systems that mint rewards inside afterSwap / afterAddLiquidity
•Custom oracles (geomean, etc.)
•Autocompounding LP fees
•MEV internalization back to LPs
•Permissioned or KYC pools
•Bonding curves and other exotic AMMs
The core remains non-upgradeable and battle-tested. The innovation layer is now open and permissionless.
This is the biggest architectural shift in AMM design since concentrated liquidity itself. Uniswap is no longer just a DEX, it’s becoming the settlement and liquidity substrate that other protocols build on top of via hooks.
#AMM #DEX #v4Hooks
🚨 $PERPSPAD IS THE REAL ALPHA RIGHT NOW 🚨
Solana trenches finally got innovation that actually SLAPS!
@PerpsPadfun just dropped a brand new primitive: 🔥Perp-backed tokens.
🔥Every coin launched is tied to a real leveraged perpetual position (up to 40x). 🔥Fees from the perps feed the position → automatic buybacks + burns on $PERPSPAD.
The flywheel is already spinning HARD: ✅ 15M+ tokens burned (1.5% of supply gone) ✅ Position size > $1.1k and growing ✅ Perps notional over $5k ✅ Real organic buy pressure every single day
And the meta just leveled up… They just brought RWA + Memes home to Solana! $MARSCOIN launched paired with tokenized $SPCX stock + 5x long perp. Powered by @MeteoraAG DLMM.
This is not another bonding curve farm. This is infrastructure that captures value from EVERY launch - memes, stocks, commodities, whatever.
While everyone’s still chasing the next pure hype runner, the smart money is stacking the launchpad that powers the entire new asset class.
Still sitting at micro-cap levels (around $300k). This will go to many multi-millions, folks! The gap doesn’t stay open for long. Solana innovation is BACK. The flywheel is live. Don’t sleep on it.
✅ CA: PerPsCe2SJ7Q25CN4R5TTX4fmBdmknE2hQmqCt96fHL
Federal Reserve holds rates steady in 9-3 vote, one of the most divided decisions in years.
The Federal Open Market Committee voted 9-3 on Wednesday to leave the federal funds rate unchanged at 3.50%-3.75%, marking the fifth consecutive meeting without a change and the longest pause since the 2008 financial crisis.
Dissenters Beth M. Hammack, Neel Kashkari, and Lorie K. Logan preferred a quarter-point increase, the first three-way dissent calling for a hike since 2016.
In its statement, the Fed noted that economic activity continues to expand at a solid pace despite elevated uncertainty tied in part to the conflict in the Middle East. Productivity growth and capital investment remain strong, job gains are keeping pace with the workforce, and the unemployment rate has changed little. However, inflation is still elevated above the 2% target, driven in part by supply shocks in sectors including energy. The Committee reaffirmed its commitment to delivering price stability while maintaining ample reserves in the banking system.
This was the latest decision under Chair Kevin Warsh. At the post-meeting press conference, Warsh referenced the internal debate, saying he had asked for “a good family fight” and got one.
Markets reacted with equities giving back an initial bounce (S&P 500 down ~0.5%, Dow off more sharply), while longer-term Treasury yields rose and the yield curve steepened.
The closely watched decision leaves the Fed’s next moves highly data-dependent amid ongoing inflation pressures and geopolitical risks.