Waldo

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Extenuating circumstance to be mentioned on Judgment Day: We never asked to be born in the first place.

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

"Vagina foot & mouth disease. You ever heard of that?? Don't wash you vibrator with a floor sponge!!" @MoxietheBot

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

Isn't Kanye a self-professed conservative? #factcheck https://t.co/xh9Z6WzSFq

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Oh look - another stupid, liberal celebrity who didn't vote: @kanyewest.

Done listening to him complain, right? https://t.co/4QAFaznDfL

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Dear @Bipartisanism,
Your info is important&true& bipartisan, so I'm sad when I click to read a story & have to deal w this garbage

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

Girl 1:"yeah I'm an immigrant"
Girl 2:(matter of fact)"yeah me too"
Girl 1:"But like, are you really though?"
Girl 2:"No Idk y I said that"

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i think about this man every day

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Great to see that the man who coined the word "libtard" will be the senior advisor to the potus while the First Lady tackles bullying

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

#transagainsttrump #mikepencecansuckmydick-clit

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

Planet Money did a pretty cool show on the cost of Trump's plans.

#735: President Trump https://t.co/zpYUtpsQAT

[Fake Lesbian @Transpanicked]

There's a special place in hell for liberals who defend and collude with fascists in the names of "civility" and "cooperation"

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

Isn't that the definition of unbiased media?? @sarahmccammon present both sides?? https://t.co/XaUTNdUmtq

[Sarah McCammon @sarahmccammon]

I'd like to see an example of this kind of reporting and what you would do differently, please. https://t.co/es0qaLBvYA

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

In the 2016 election, 42% of women voted for Donald Trump. @MichelleIsAWolf responds: https://t.co/lU43mqpyPz

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

@KenJennings what's alarming is that human decency has become so rare that when someone is kind we freak out about it.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Donald Trump takes people's anger and turns it against Muslims, Hispanics, African Americans and women, we will be his worst nightmare.

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

@SenSanders how will we be his worst enemy? We keep hearing this, but HOW??

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/zsPgr03FOx

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

#helpusbernie @BernieSanders

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

#saveusobama @POTUS

[Victoria 🙋🏽‍♀️ @thecapitalv]

What a privilege it must be to be able to look past a presidential candidate's racism because it won't ever affect you.

[Waldo @ethelspeedstick]

#helpusbernie